Vernon Vipers (Owen)

Hello everybody. My name is Owen and im brothers with Justin (Mohawk Ridge Marauders).   This is really my second year serious in fantasy football. ive only been in NFL leagues so this is a new format for me but im eager to learn everything quick.  i work at a golf course so im always active. Was just in my first flag football league this summer which was a great time. im normally pretty good with checking emails/ being online but my work schedule changes every week so im going to try my best to be very active. im ready for a great competitive season. Good luck to all!

Good to see some more Jersey guys over here.

Welcome to Roster Wars Owen....like Eli Manning you may have a tough time living up to the family name.

Hey Owen...Welcome to the RW!  Don't worry about the IDP, you'll pick it up quickly, and may come to enjoy it as much/more than Offense...Lots of Hell help here.

Justin has a brother?!? God help us all.

Just kidding! Welcome Owen - I expect you to be at 1000 posts within 2 weeks based on your sibling's posting history.

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Hello everybody. My name is Owen and im brothers with Justin

Welcome Owen.

Brothers? What do you call your other personalities?

Welcome to the club Owen. I look forward to making many trades with you in the future. Your brother gave me the nickname Sir-Trades-Alot. 

Flag football always sounded like a great time. I wish I would have gotten into something like that. Is it like fast pitch softball leagues? Play game, then get shitface hammered in the parking lot?

I can't wait to watch this thread develop.

Morrison Minions wrote:

Brothers? What do you call your other personalities?  

The Gloves come off rather quickly around here Owen... All in good fun!

welcome

Welcome!

Welcome to RW.

Stop being so nice to him. I warned them there would be terrible hazing and introduction rituals damn it.

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

Stop being so nice to him.  I warned them there would be terrible hazing and introduction rituals damn it.

I tried. I think I scared him off

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages. We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so. Have faith motherfucker.

Yeah he's completely and utterly failing me and is a disappointment to my family name.

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

Yeah he's completely and utterly failing me and is a disappointment to my family name.

You still have the opportunity to disavow all knowledge of him. Or if you have other siblings maybe you can get them to come post here and shame him that way.

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

Yeah he's completely and utterly failing me and is a disappointment to my family name.

What does he not talk about vacuum cleaners, metal detecting, and bees ad nauseum?

Sanibel Gadabouts wrote:

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

Yeah he's completely and utterly failing me and is a disappointment to my family name.

What does he not talk about vacuum cleaners, metal detecting, and bees ad nauseum?

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

Yeah he's completely and utterly failing me and is a disappointment to my family name.

Isnt that what family does?

That picture directed at Justin makes me

Sanibel Gadabouts wrote:

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

Yeah he's completely and utterly failing me and is a disappointment to my family name.

What does he not talk about vacuum cleaners, metal detecting, and bees ad nauseum?

Oh no.... Im the much cooler and better looking brother

You wish.

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages.  We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so.  Have faith motherfucker.

3rd post.. lets hear it

Welcome Owen...

Devils Tower Outlaws wrote:

Welcome Owen...

He also thinks Chris Polk is trash.

truthfully i doubt he knows who polk is...

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

Devils Tower Outlaws wrote:

Welcome Owen...

He also thinks Chris Polk is trash.

truthfully i doubt he knows who polk is...

On that Polk rampage huh? Haha!

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages.  We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so.  Have faith motherfucker.

3rd post.. lets hear it

You shall be known as Cunt-nugget until you pass your brother in post count. He is a cunt and you are the smaller spinoff of him after all. Good luck to ya this season ya little cunt-nugget.

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

You shall be known as Cunt-nugget until you pass your brother in post count.  He is a cunt and you are the smaller spinoff of him after all.  Good luck to ya this season ya little cunt-nugget.

Oh shit...Just spit my morning coffee all over the key board...I love this place!

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages.  We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so.  Have faith motherfucker.

3rd post.. lets hear it

You shall be known as Cunt-nugget until you pass your brother in post count.  He is a cunt and you are the smaller spinoff of him after all.  Good luck to ya this season ya little cunt-nugget.

Damn, that may be worse than the welcome you gave me after I told you people in Minnesota couldn't read.

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages.  We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so.  Have faith motherfucker.

3rd post.. lets hear it

You shall be known as Cunt-nugget until you pass your brother in post count.  He is a cunt and you are the smaller spinoff of him after all.  Good luck to ya this season ya little cunt-nugget.

But i know more about football than he does? that has to stand for something

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages.  We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so.  Have faith motherfucker.

3rd post.. lets hear it

You shall be known as Cunt-nugget until you pass your brother in post count.  He is a cunt and you are the smaller spinoff of him after all.  Good luck to ya this season ya little cunt-nugget.

Cunt-nugget. Awesome.

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages.  We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so.  Have faith motherfucker.

3rd post.. lets hear it

You shall be known as Cunt-nugget until you pass your brother in post count.  He is a cunt and you are the smaller spinoff of him after all.  Good luck to ya this season ya little cunt-nugget.

But i know more about football than he does? that has to stand for something

I'm sorry hang on...

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages.  We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so.  Have faith motherfucker.

3rd post.. lets hear it

You shall be known as Cunt-nugget until you pass your brother in post count.  He is a cunt and you are the smaller spinoff of him after all.  Good luck to ya this season ya little cunt-nugget.

But i know more about football than he does? that has to stand for something

That most certainly does stand for something. Although if someone walked up to you and said one cunt-nugget knew more about snakes than some other cunt, would you really be impressed?

Me neither. But hey...it was a thought and when cunt-nuggets get to thinking one can't help but be impressed. Good for you!

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

Vernon Vipers wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

He's only posted once Justin...we aren't savages.  We don't start trashing people until around post number 3 or so.  Have faith motherfucker.

3rd post.. lets hear it

You shall be known as Cunt-nugget until you pass your brother in post count.  He is a cunt and you are the smaller spinoff of him after all.  Good luck to ya this season ya little cunt-nugget.

But i know more about football than he does? that has to stand for something

23rd place?

How did this turn into a thread about shitting on me? I'm the veteran damn it! I deserve some RESPECT.

Welcome sir.... This is the best FF hangout on the web... Just wait till the season starts cause its gonna get crazy

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

How did this turn into a thread about shitting on me?  I'm the veteran damn it!  I deserve some RESPECT.

Whatever you say troll-fucker.

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

How did this turn into a thread about shitting on me?  I'm the veteran damn it!  I deserve some RESPECT.

Whatever you say troll-fucker.

I have found that since I have become part of this community I have been swearing a lot more. I wonder why?

Titletown Tyrants wrote:

Minnesota Eternals wrote:

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:

How did this turn into a thread about shitting on me?  I'm the veteran damn it!  I deserve some RESPECT.

Whatever you say troll-fucker.

I have found that since I have become part of this community I have been swearing a lot more. I wonder why?

Fuck if I know.

Vernon Cunt-Nuggets? Unless "Vipers" has special meaning, you gotta go with it bro!

Oaktown Malosos wrote:

Vernon Cunt-Nuggets?  Unless "Vipers" has special meaning, you gotta go with it bro!

I don't see how he should have an option to go with any name but this, although the Clinton Cunt-Nuggets may work better.

In just a few hours this post went from an annoying e-mail reminder every few hours to preferred reading. The vacuum photo should have alerted us to what was coming.

Bergen Brawlers wrote:

Oaktown Malosos wrote:

Vernon Cunt-Nuggets?  Unless "Vipers" has special meaning, you gotta go with it bro!

I don't see how he should have an option to go with any name but this, although the Clinton Cunt-Nuggets may work better.

In just a few hours this post went from an annoying e-mail reminder every few hours to preferred reading.  The vacuum photo should have alerted us to what was coming.

Clinton Cunt Nuggets does have a nice ring to it. I like threads like this.

You all hurt my brother's feelings. He's never coming back.

Welcome to RW. I hope your trade offers are more reasonable than your brothers.

Naperville Divine wrote:

Welcome to RW.  I hope your trade offers are more reasonable than your brothers.

Ouch. Low blow. But probably fair from what I've read.

England Dragons wrote:

Naperville Divine wrote:

Welcome to RW.  I hope your trade offers are more reasonable than your brothers.

Ouch. Low blow. But probably fair from what I've read.

But everyone tells me I make terrible trades so I dunno mang.