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Carolina Silverbacks
 
 
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PostSubject: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 8:54 am

So I'm laying on my couch with peas on my crouch after my vasectomy this morning. Just curious how many others have done this. We have 1 son who was born at 26 weeks and spent 88 days in the NICU. The likelihood of a similar situation occurring again would be high. So we decided to just enjoy him and for me to get the snip. All in all it wasn't as awkward as I thought it might be and the procedure wasn't too painful. Now the healing and soreness will begin. Already feel aches and the swelling is incepreasing. Sorry if it's TMI. just wanted to see how many others are snipped and maybe share their stories.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 8:59 am

NOPE - KEEP YOUR KNIVES AWAY FROM MY JUNK!


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 9:28 am

Have not and really do not want.


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Whiskey Creek Gadabouts
 
 
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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 9:39 am

Did and couldn't be happier with that decision.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 9:40 am

I will be doing it in the next year. Maybe for March Madness.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 10:16 am

I cant say that I had a vasectomy but close enough! wink I had to get my stomach area cut open while the doctor proceeded to literally cut chunks of meat out of me all while I was unconscious with a breathing tube stuck down my throat. Couldn't eat or drink anything 24 hours prior to the surgery. the surgery lasted about 2 hours. Had a bad reaction to the anesthetic since I didn't have anything in my stomach and had to stay the night at the hospital. Recovery time was 8 weeks. First two weeks in a lot of pain and only pain killers would do the trick. I will take a bag of peas and aches any day over what I had to do. I think Andy would have too! I can't speak from experience but I think a vasectomy would be much easier than what a lady has to go through to achieve the same results. So suck it up boys and get it done! laughing



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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 12:40 pm

Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
NOPE - KEEP YOUR KNIVES AWAY FROM MY JUNK!

pay attention


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 2:29 pm

I had mine done 9 years ago, a bag of peas was amazing for the recovery process..

The wife and I have 3 kids, 13, 11, and 9. I got mine done after the youngest was a few months old. We have had the desire to want another kid and I had been on a waiting list to get a reversal since last November.

The job covered my surgery, but finding a way to get them to cover a reversal was a lot of red tape, and once I found a way (the only way), I had to join a list and wait my turn. I call every Friday to see if there was any cancellations for me to jump on, and always get the same "No". This last Friday I got froggy enough to ask what position I was on the wait list to get my dreams crushed that I was still 65th on the list, and the Doctor does on average 2 a week.

With me only having at max 4 months left in the area the wife and I came to the realization that it just wasn't meant to be. Yesterday I got the call that there was a cancellation at the end of this month and I quickly jumped at the opportunity to take the spot. Doesnt mean that at the end of all this we are going to have a new baby, but it gives us the chance. So we will see how that goes.

But the running joke right now in the house is that scene from the office where he says he got "snip, snap, snip, snap" from the amount of times he went through it..

After this one, my boys are good. I'm not getting touched again. lol

#end_of_my_long_story


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 2:40 pm

I had mine done about five years ago. I had heard many horror stories, but it wasn't bad at all. I did EVERYTHING the doctor told me to do and not to do. I had mine done on a Thursday and I was back to work Sunday. If you feel good this afternoon or tonight, don't be fooled. Rest. Peas are your new best friend.

A friend of mine felt great hours after he had his. He took a shower, wore a robe and walked around like he was a king. BIG mistake.

Give it a few days and you'll be fine.

Good luck Sam with the upcoming procedure.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 5:54 pm

I have not had a vasectomy, thank you for asking. Have a speedy recovery.



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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 6:14 pm

I had mine done back in August. It took me 6 months to clean myself out. Super sperm never die. I guess there is something said for waiting for the 1st Friday of the Quarter.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 7:01 pm

Thanks for sharing everyone. I appreciate it.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 7:03 pm

I still have my foreskin in a plastic bag.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 7:16 pm

California Nightmare wrote:
I still have my foreskin in a plastic bag.

lol3


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 7:33 pm

Gnaw on that foreskin like some Nicorette gum!


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 7:36 pm

Haddonfield Slashers wrote:
Gnaw on that foreskin like some Nicorette gum!

laughing lol 2 rofl
That's some funny shit right there.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 7:38 pm

Keep up the fight, you can do it



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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Thu May 11, 2017 9:00 pm

Haddonfield Slashers wrote:
Gnaw on that foreskin like some Nicorette gum!


Holy Shit!!  ROFL ROFL


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Fri May 12, 2017 3:48 am

And people say I post weird shit.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Fri May 12, 2017 4:13 am

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
And people say I post weird shit.

It's not mutually exclusive


btw, good to see you posting more again.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Fri May 12, 2017 4:15 am

Whiskey Creek Gadabouts wrote:
Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
And people say I post weird shit.

It's not mutually exclusive


btw, good to see you posting more again.

Did you miss me bb?


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Fri May 12, 2017 5:26 am

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
Whiskey Creek Gadabouts wrote:
Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
And people say I post weird shit.

It's not mutually exclusive


btw, good to see you posting more again.

Did you miss me bb?  

Impossible not to boo.

I mean, who else, besides Greg, is going to bring up how often they saw dicks in high school gyms.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Fri May 12, 2017 5:52 am

Whiskey Creek Gadabouts wrote:
Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
Whiskey Creek Gadabouts wrote:
Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
And people say I post weird shit.

It's not mutually exclusive


btw, good to see you posting more again.

Did you miss me bb?  

Impossible not to boo.  

I mean, who else, besides Greg, is going to bring up how often they saw dicks in high school gyms.  

Someone has to talk about the TOUGH subjects.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Fri May 12, 2017 8:18 am

Greg never gets tired of that taste in his mouth. It relaxes him.


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Fri May 12, 2017 12:24 pm

lmao


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PostSubject: Re: Vasectomy   Sun May 14, 2017 8:27 am

I did mine in Feb, Wifes Birth control was fucking her up so i opted to get the surgery so she could quit that and i could have peace of mind. DONT FUCK AROUND, have the wife and kids leave town for a few days if possible and just do as little as possible. Get the swimmers tested too i kept hearing about how the surgery does not "Take" sometimes.


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