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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:53 am

carted off 

It's a sad day because the Minnesota Eternals have deactivated:

Harris, DuJuan GBP RB
Morgan, Joseph NOS WR


Enjoy injured reserve fellas.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:27 am

Minnesota Eternals acquired: Jackson, Brandon CLE RB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:03 am

Minnesota Eternals acquired: Scott, Da'Rel NYG RB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:05 pm

Minnesota Eternals dropped:

Draughn, Shaun FA RB
Doss, Tandon FA WR
Fuller, Corey FA WR
Moeaki, Tony FA TE



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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:28 am

The team has released WR Tiquan Underwood and RB Brandon Jackson in preparation of the 2013 season. No additional details were available at the time.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:22 am

The Eternals have released FA QB B.J. Coleman.  He just isn't ready for what the Eternals plan to do.

No cost.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:15 pm

The team has claimed 8 players off of waivers as backups and practice squad players. If any one of them contributes this will be looked back on as a very solid move by the franchise.

Akers, David DET PK
Blount, LeGarrette NEP RB
Rogers, Da'Rick FA* WR
Ogletree, Kevin TBB WR
Asomugha, Nnamdi SFO CB
Brooks, Ahmad SFO LB
Kearse, Jermaine SEA WR
Bironas, Rob TEN PK


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:10 pm

Minnesota Eternals deactivated: Biermann, Kroy ATL DE


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:44 am

The Eternals have placed TE Dwayne Allen on injured reserve, ending his 2013 season. It's truly fuckin sad because it will be nearly 365 days until we get back to seeing that he is the better Colts TE and stop pretending that Fleener should even be on the damn field.

Get healthy young man.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:13 am

Sadly, the Minnesota Eternals have deactivated TE David Ausberry. The organization hopes he gets healthy so he may return to the team in 2014.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Hilton, T.Y. IND WR
Year 2015 Round 3 Draft Pick from Minnesota Eternals

England Dragons gave up:
Thompkins, Kenbrell NEP WR


The organization has decided to move on from TY Hilton and is hopeful that more deals can be made as they look to brightening their future.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:39 pm

acquired Keisel, Brett PIT DE for $0.00

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Minnesota Eternals acquired: Rivera, Mychal OAK TE
and acquired: Carpenter, Dan BUF PK


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:39 pm

Minnesota Eternals dropped WR Da'Rick Rogers today at no cost. The organization felt he is just a guy who will never be worthy of a start for our team and as the team continues to look to change their trajectory he just wasn't in the plans.

There is a feeling around the locker room that nobody is safe. Rumors swirl that some players are expendable for mere peanuts. Some animosity has developed because Luke Keuchly has been comfortably lounging on a sofa eating ice cream sandwiches without a care in the world while the rest of the team fears for their job.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:38 pm

Da'Rel Scott RB and Kevin Ogletree WR arrived at Eternals facilities to discover their shit out on the front lawn with a letter that let them know they are no longer invited to join the team for practice. Ogletree was heard to say "that's so cold" as he packed up his snow pants, whoopie cushions and foam finger.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:09 pm

The Eternals have pried their wallet apart long enough to yank some WB from it....



Baja Beatniks gave up:
Vick, Michael PHI QB
Sanu, Mohamed CIN WR

Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Jones, Jacoby BAL WR
Rivera, Mychal OAK TE
Year 2014 Round 4 Draft Pick from Minnesota Eternals
$47.00 in blind bidding


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:13 pm

The Minnesota Eternals made a public address this morning, letting their fans know that the team is officially looking to rebuild the team so that it is of the quality the organization expects. "We have just sat on top of the mediocre fence since day 1 in Roster Wars and enough is enough", said one unidentified source.

There are numerous players on the official trade block and rumors of even more being discussed. Some of the contending teams are expected to pick up some quality performers in the coming days as the Eternals commit to the 2014/2015 drafts.

Step one in the controlled burn...

Minnesota Eternals dropped: Flynn, Matt FA* QB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:05 pm

**update**

A source indicated that offers have begun to come into the Minnesota Eternals for several players and that the vibe around the team is hectic. An anonymous observer said that owner Andrew was seen entering the locker room with a flamethrower and that immediately afterwards Luke Kuechly was seen being hurried out to safety.

run for the hills 


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:20 pm

Well, it didn't take long for heads to roll in Minnesota. The Eternals packaged Matt Forte, Muhammad Wilkerson, Erin Henderson and two other players along with a couple second round draft picks in exchange for Jacquizz Rodgers who will provide a starter for the remainder of the year at RB, Rueben Randle and Justin Hunter who are two prospects the organization likes very much along with Barkevious Mingo who also looks to have a bright future as well as two 1st round picks and $10WB for a rainy day.

This trade locks the Eternals into a rebuilding mode which is something the fans will really come to appreciate in the long run. The Dragons who already looked tough as nails each week just became that much scarier and really actually didn't have to pay that much all things considered.

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Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Forte, Matt CHI RB
Wilkerson, Muhammad NYJ DE
Henderson, Erin MIN LB
Kruger, Paul CLE LB
Joseph, Johnathan HOU CB
Year 2014 Round 2 Draft Pick from Minnesota Eternals
Year 2016 Round 2 Draft Pick from Minnesota Eternals

England Dragons gave up:
Rodgers, Jacquizz ATL RB
Hunter, Justin TEN WR
Randle, Rueben NYG WR
Mingo, Barkevious CLE LB
Year 2014 Round 1 Draft Pick from England Dragons
Year 2015 Round 1 Draft Pick from England Dragons
$10.00 in blind bidding


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:26 pm

Ahmad Bradshaw has been placed on season ending IR by the Minnesota Eternals and being on a one year deal is not expected to make it back for 2014 with the team.

Minnesota Eternals deactivated: Bradshaw, Ahmad IND RB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:34 pm

After some lengthy negotiations, the Atlanta Africans managed to pry away superstar WR Randall Cobb from the Minnesota Eternals as well as Michael Vick and Aqib Talib. This move furthered the demise of the 2013 Eternals franchise and was a precursor to yet another trade made mere moments later.


Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Vick, Michael PHI QB
Cobb, Randall GBP WR
Talib, Aqib NEP CB
Year 2015 Round 2 Draft Pick from Minnesota Eternals
Year 2015 Round 7 Draft Pick from Minnesota Eternals

Atlanta Africans gave up:
Little, Greg CLE WR
Year 2014 Round 1 Draft Pick from Baja Beatniks
Year 2014 Round 3 Draft Pick from Florida Chaetomorpha
Year 2015 Round 1 Draft Pick from Atlanta Africans
Year 2015 Round 1 Draft Pick from New Berlin Blitzkrieg


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:39 pm

The Minnesota Eternals were quick to pull the trigger on yet another deal they had sitting on the table once Randall Cobb had been dealt away. This time Antonio Brown was sent packing along with a 5th round pick in exchange for a 2014 1st round pick and future superstar WR Robert Woods. Eternals owner Andrew was elated at the move commenting, "We really love what we see for Robert's future and feel he will be a great addition to our squad as we get ready to wage war in 2014 and beyond."



Utah Spazz gave up:
Woods, Robert BUF WR
Year 2014 Round 1 Draft Pick from RW League Screaming Eagles

Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Brown, Antonio PIT WR
Year 2014 Round 5 Draft Pick from Minnesota Eternals


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:41 am

It was a busy day in the Eternals front offices today. Recently acquired WR Rueben Randle was making himself at home and the organization was excited to see what the kid could do for them when word came down that he was already headed out. "At this juncture, we have to go with what we feel gets us to where we want to be as quickly as possible and while we sure could use a guy like Randle around here...right now the draft picks and war bucks mean just a little bit more" said offensive coordinator Jamey Jasta.



Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Randle, Rueben NYG WR

Florida Chaetomorpha gave up:
Year 2015 Round 3 Draft Pick from RW League Screaming Eagles
$40.00 in blind bidding


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:00 pm

Minnesota Eternals acquired:

Toilolo, Levine ATL TE
Yates, T.J. HOU QB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:23 pm

Also, Minnesota Eternals acquired:

Butler, Darius IND CB
Lawson, Manny BUF LB
Doss, Tandon BAL WR


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:18 pm

ugh...

Minnesota Eternals dropped: Jones, Taiwan OAK RB
and acquired: Keenum, Case HOU QB


$5WB deducted for Jones 1 year contract. Processed by RWC.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:40 pm

Minnesota Eternals dropped Yates, T.J. HOU QB and acquired McCown, Josh CHI QB for $5.00


Minnesota Eternals dropped Robinson, Adrien NYG TE and acquired Quarless, Andrew GBP TE for $0.00

processed by RWC. 10WB deducted for Yates contract and Robinson contract.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:02 pm

Minnesota Eternals deactivated: Benjamin, Travis CLE WR


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:17 pm

The Eternals have happily re-signed wide receiver Tiquan Underwood to our squad and expect him to be starting as soon as he feels comfortable with the playbook.




Minnesota Eternals acquired: Underwood, Tiquan TBB WR


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:24 am

Minnesota Eternals dropped: Huff, Michael FA S


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:28 pm

It can be that easy. Need a fill in player? The Eternals are willing to negotiate.


Florida Chaetomorpha gave up:
Year 2014 Round 4 Draft Pick from Sanibel Gadabouts

Minnesota Eternals gave up:
McCown, Josh CHI QB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:13 pm

The Minnesota Eternals have placed DT Tommy Kelly on injured reserve, ending his 2013 season. sad2 


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:18 am

Minnesota Eternals dropped: Asomugha, Nnamdi FA CB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:17 pm

The Minnesota Eternals are placing TE Jermichael Finley on injured reserve because he needs to get healthy and risking it for this season is pointless.

Minnesota Eternals deactivated: Finley, Jermichael GBP TE


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:04 pm

Minnesota Eternals acquired Wallace, Seneca GBP QB

If any team who was asleep at the wheel would like Wallace, he can be had very cheap via trade. If not, he will fill in nicely for the Eternals.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:19 pm

The Minnesota Eternals have sent David Wilson to injured reserve, ending his 2013 season. He is expected back healthy and ready for the 2014 campaign.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:00 pm

The Eternals have yet another ambulance out in front of headquarters...Seneca Wallace is being shipped off to injured reserve.


Minnesota Eternals deactivated: Wallace, Seneca GBP QB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:27 pm

England Dragons gave up:
Joseph, Johnathan HOU CB
Tillman, Charles CHI CB
Year 2014 Round 2 Draft Pick from England Dragons
$10.00 in blind bidding

Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Flowers, Brandon KCC CB
Skrine, Buster CLE CB
Year 2014 Round 3 Draft Pick from Florida Chaetomorpha


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:31 am

The Eternals have added a few players that may see some game action in the remainder of the season...

acquired: McGloin, Matt OAK QB
and acquired: Tolzien, Scott GBP QB
and acquired: Sendejo, Andrew MIN S


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:11 pm

Minnesota Eternals deactivated: Criner, Juron OAK WR


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:16 am

Minnesota Eternals acquired: Sims, Pat OAK DT


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:40 am

In order to have a valid roster, and after taking a 20WB hit for being in violation, the Eternals have spent another 5WB to release Scott Tolzien.  Once out of the facility, Tolzien was swiftly chased down and beaten in a fit of rage by owner Andrew.  "I can't believe we just lost 25WB...this fuckin sucks!", he muttered on his way back into his office.  Tolzien is listed in critical condition at this hour.

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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:18 am

Minnesota Eternals deactivated: Joseph, Johnathan HOU CB


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:58 am

2.26.14 -- The Minnesota Eternals have announced they have agreed to a one year extension with TE Levine Toilolo. Tight End Ladarius Green was given the teams franchise tag and tight end Dwayne Allen received the teams transition tag today as well.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:39 pm

The Minnesota Eternals organization made news on tag deadline day by firing head coach Count Dracula and promoting offensive coordinator Jamey Jasta to head coach.  The offensive coordinator was filled by the ever scary Riddick.  This team is going to get scary good very quickly.


*I deducted 200 league credits from myself just in case we use those for something else down the road even though right now it is silly for me to cough up for my own time.  haha.  F5 if you don't see this reflected on my sig.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:02 pm

The Minnesota Eternals claimed free agents David Ausberry TE, Sebastian Janikowski PK and Andrew Sendejo S after those players received no bids in RFA.

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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:50 pm

Devils Tower Outlaws gave up:
Johnson, Stevie BUF WR

Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Brown, Vincent SDC WR


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu May 15, 2014 11:23 am

***************************************************5/15/2014*********
Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Year 2014 Draft Pick 1.01

Sanibel Gadabouts gave up:
Year 2014 Draft Pick 1.09
Year 2014 Draft Pick 2.05



I am not as big of a fan of Sammy Watkins as most and while I could be wrong I would be fine with that as I own EJ Manuel so I feel this was an easy win for my squad. Thanks Brad!


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Thu May 15, 2014 11:28 am


***************************************************5/15/2014*********
Minnesota Eternals gave up:
Year 2014 Draft Pick 1.02
Year 2015 Round 1 Draft Pick from England Dragons

Utah Spazz gave up:
Hopkins, DeAndre HOU WR
Year 2014 Draft Pick 2.06
Year 2015 Round 1 Draft Pick from Florida Chaetomorpha


I am undecided on what I think of Evans and ultimately I am happier owning Hopkins than him so the addition of the 2.06 is a bonus and the possibility of moving up slightly in next years draft didn't hurt either although that potentially could hurt me but whatever.

Thanks James. I am sure it will work out for both of us.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Sat May 17, 2014 6:11 am

The Minnesota Eternals have released Greg Little FA WR at no cost.

While not a shocking turn of events, Little being cast away before team activities even started is a bit odd and is a strong indicator of where he is at this point in his career. Minnesota Eternals training camp is expected to be brutal this year and not everyone is expected to survive it.


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PostSubject: Re: Minnesota Eternals Press Room   Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:22 am

The Minnesota Eternals added WR Jared Abbrederis.

They may very well have added TE Adrian Robinson but MFL managed to have a fuckin hiccup right when FCFS started so we'll never know if the Eternals would have beaten the Tiger Sharks to his services or not.


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