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PostSubject: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:04 pm

This is the official press room for the Maple Grove Mean Machine franchise, officially taking control of their team on January 27th, 2017.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:15 am



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:19 am

Oh shit, look at that! overhead If I posted on here first, does that mean I saw it before Mark did? Sorry for peaking, I couldn't help it laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:56 am

I just drafted and saw the banner. First time I have seen the skin!


Andy, well done me boy, well done!


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:38 am

VERY NICE!

rock on


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:49 pm

MEAN MACHINE MAKES WAVES IN TERRIBLE TWELVE CONFERENCE IN ROSTER WARS
February 3, 2017

As one of three teams in the 2017 Roster Wars Dispersal Draft, Mark of the Maple Grove Mean Machine participated in his first dispersal draft. Below is the MEAN MACHINE team:

 
NAMEPOSDRAFT POSCONTRACT
Cousins, Kirk WAS QBQB1.014
Fitzpatrick, Ryan NYJ QBQB40.032
Foles, Nick KCC QBQB54.030
Smith, Alex KCC QBQB22.033
Abdullah, Ameer DET RB RB6.035
Allen, Javorius BAL RBRB48.031
Ervin, Tyler HOU RB RB76.033
Forsett, Justin DEN RBRB49.011
Forte, Matt NYJ RBRB3.012
Gore, Frank IND RBRB59.010
Harris, DuJuan SFO RBRB73.011
Vereen, Shane NYG RB RB26.031
Bryant, Dez DAL WRWR4.030
Coates, Sammie PIT WRWR35.012
Cobb, Randall GBP WRWR5.015
Garcon, Pierre WAS WRWR58.030
Green, A.J. CIN WR WR2.031
Greene, Rashad JAC WR WR63.011
Hill, Tyreek KCC WR WR7.010
Hurns, Allen JAC WR WR28.031
Johnson, Stevie SDC WR WR68.030
Marshall, Brandon NYJ WR WR16.032
Thomas, Mike RAM WR WR51.013
Allen, Dwayne IND TETE29.012
Davis, Vernon WAS TETE74.030
Greg Olson, CAR TETE8.031
Watson, Ben BAL TETE75.010
McManus, Brandon DEN PKPK66.030
Santos, Cairo KCC PKPK67.010
Dareus, Marcell BUF DTDT10.034
Harrison, Damon NYG DTDT17.012
Hyder, Kerry DET DT DT61.010
Poe, Dontari KCC DTDT27.013
Anderson, Henry IND DEDE64.033
Richardson, Sheldon NYJ DEDE11.014
Burfict, Vontaze CIN LB LB12.033
Carter, Bruce NYJ LBLB78.031
Clowney, Jadeveon HOU LBLB34.032
Cushing, Brian HOU LBLB31.012
David, Lavonte TBB LBLB9.010
Harris, David NYJ LBLB57.010
Levy, DeAndre DET LBLB13.010
McClain, Rolando DAL LB LB80.032
Orakpo, Brian TEN LBLB50.031
Smith, Daryl TBB LBLB55.010
Tulloch, Stephen PHI LBLB65.010
Woodyard, Wesley TEN LBLB70.030
Gaines, E.J. RAM CBCB25.010
Harris, Chris DEN CBCB56.030
Howard, Xavien MIA CB CB24.030
Jones, Adam CIN CBCB77.010
Norman, Josh WAS CBCB21.013
Worley, Daryl CAR CB CB60.030
Allen, Ricardo ATL SS69.010
Bethea, Antoine SFO SS41.010
Chung, Patrick NEP SS71.010
Elam, Matt BAL SS79.010
Kindred, Derrick CLE S S72.030
McCourty, Devin NEP SS62.030
Nelson, Reggie OAK SS20.031
Year 2017 Rd 2 DP PP (2.12)18.0372
Year 2017 Rd 3 DP MRM (3.05)30.03
Year 2017 Rd 5 DP CN (5.04)36.03
Year 2017 Rd 5 DP MM (5.10)37.01
Year 2017 Rd 6 DPMRM (6.05)43.01
Year 2017 Rd 7 DP MRM (7.05)46.03
Year 2018 Round 2  Mohawk 23.01
Year 2018 Round 6  Hamilton 45.01
Year 2018 Round 6  Morrison 44.03
Year 2018 Round 7  Decatur52.03
Year 2018 Round 7 Kane County53.01
Year 2019 Round 1 Mohawk14.03
Year 2019 Round 4 Mohawk 38.03
Year 2019 Round 4 Morrison39.01
Year 2019 Round 5 Morrison42.03
Year 2019 Round 6 Mohawk 47.01
40WB15.01
20WB19.01
10WB32.03
10WB33.01
Granted, there is still RFA and the Draft, so this will more than likely change within the next few months.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:11 am

With the first trade in Maple Grove Mean Machine's Franchise history the Mean Machine are proud to welcome:

DeMarco Murray and Everson Griffin

The details of the trade are as follows:

Philadelphia Pigskins gave up 
   Murray, DeMarco TEN RB (Year: 3)
   Griffen, Everson MIN DE (Year: 4)

Decatur Freakshow gave up 
   Green, A.J. CIN WR (Year: 2) 
   Year 2017 Round 5 Draft Pick from California Nightmare
Fri Feb 10 1:02:47 p.m. CT 2017

Hate to see A.J. Green go, but I need RB help bad and who doesn't love a little Everson Griffin.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:52 pm


  • Maple Grove Mean Machine gave up

  • Clowney, Jadeveon HOU LB

  • Year 2017 Draft Pick 3.05; 

  • Year 2019 Round 1 Draft Pick from Charm City Justice






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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:46 pm

dropped Johnson, Stevie FA WR
dropped Fitzpatrick, Ryan FA QB


We wish these guys the best of luck in their future endeavors.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:57 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE UTILIZED THE FOLLOWING TAGS AND CONTRACT EXTENSIONS FOR THE 2017 RFA PROCESS:

SUPER FRANCHISE TAG-BRYANT, DEZ DAL WR (100 WBS)
FRANCHISE TAG-DAVID, LAVONTE TBB LB (50 WBS)
TRANSITION TAG (2ND ROUND)-HILL, TYREEK KCC WR (25 WBS)
CONTRACT EXTENSION-EDELMAN, JULIAN NEP WR (20 WBS)
COMPENSATION TAG-NOT USED IN 2017


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:24 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FIRST RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

DAVIS, VERNON WAS TE (8 WB'S)

CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME," SAID VERNON WHEN ASKED ABOUT RE-SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.




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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:01 pm

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE SECOND RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

KELLEY, ROB WAS RB (8 WB'S)

CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "I'LL TAKE MY TALENTS TO MAPLE GROVE, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED" SAID KELLEY WHEN ASKED SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:28 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE THIRD RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

BETHEA, ANTOINE ARI S (13 WB'S) (RETAINED)
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD BE, I LOVE IT HERE" SAID ANTOINE WHEN ASKED RE-SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:32 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOURTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

HEYWARD, CASEY LAC S (3 WB'S) SIGNED FROM NORTH WALES KNIGHTS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "I'M HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND KICK ASS" SAID CASEY WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:24 am

Bergen Brawlers will give
Wheaton, Markus CHI WR (1 Year)

To Maple Grove Mean Machine for
Year 2020 Round 6 Draft Pick from Maple Grove Mean Machine

Welcome to The Mean Machine, young man, welcome!


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:07 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FIFTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

GORE, FRANK IND RB (6 WB'S) RE-SIGNED
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "i'M GETTING OLD, MAN. I AM GLAD I AM STAYING PUT," SAID FRANK WHEN ASKED ABOUT RE-SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:49 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE SIXTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

BRYANT, MATT (5 WB'S) SIGNED FROM KANE COUNTY GOON SQUAD
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "I'M A KICKER MAN, I CAN KICK ANYWHERE. HAPPY TO BE HERE," SAID MATT WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:15 pm

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE SEVENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

McDOUGALD, BRADLEY SEA S (1 WB) SIGNED FROM KANE COUNTY GOON SQUAD
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "I'M READY TO KICK SOME GOON SQUAD ASS," SAID McDOUGALD WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:42 pm

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE EIGHTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

WALLACE, MIKE BAL WR (8 WB) SIGNED FROM NORFOLK BOMBERS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "BOMBERS, HERE COMES THE MEAN MACHINE," SAID WALLACE WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:38 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE NINTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

AVRIL, CLIFF SEA DE (3 WB) SIGNED FROM NORFOLK BOMBERS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "EXCITED, MAN, EXCITED," SAID CLIFF WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:06 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE TENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

GABRIEL, TAYLOR (3 WB) SIGNED FROM KANE COUNTY GOON SQUAD
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "I'M READY FOR A CHANGE OF SCENERY" SAID TAYLOR WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:12 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE ELEVENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

HILL, TYREEK (95 WB) RE-SIGNED
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "HAD TO KEEP THE KEY TO THE FRANCHISE INTACT" SAID MEAN MACHINE OWNER, MARK WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE RE-SIGNING OF TYREEK.




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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:11 am

Philadelphia Pigskins / Maple Grove Mean Machine Trade:
Philadelphia Pigskins gave up Beasley, Cole DAL WR; $30.00 in blind bidding
Maple Grove Mean Machine gave up Burfict, Vontaze CIN LB

California Nightmare / Maple Grove Mean Machine Trade:
California Nightmare gave up $25.00 in blind bidding
Maple Grove Mean Machine gave up Abdullah, Ameer DET RB

Moves were made to secure more war bucks to retain the services of Tyreek Hill.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:30 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE TWELVETH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

WORLEY, DARYL CAR CB (5 WB) RE-SIGNED
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "WE ARE GLAD TO GET A DEAL DONE WITH DARYL" SAID MEAN MACHINE OWNER, MARK WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE RE-SIGNING OF DARYL.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:37 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE THIRTEENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

SHEAD, DESHAWN SEA CB (3 WB) SIGNED FROM THE PHILADELPHIA PIGSKINS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "HERE PIGGY, PIGGY," SAID DESHAWN WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.




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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:39 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOURTEENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

SORENSON, DANIEL KCC S (1 WB) SIGNED FROM THE CHARM CITY JUSTICE
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED, AND IT WILL BE SERVED ICE COLD," SAID DANIEL, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:05 pm

Kane County Goon Squad will give
$50 War Bucks

To Maple Grove Mean Machine for
Year 2020 Round 1 Draft Pick from Maple Grove Mean Machine



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:46 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FIFTEENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

BRANCH, ANDRE (1 WB) SIGNED FROM THE KANE COUNTY GOON SQUAD
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "GOONS ARE JUST GOONS. HAPPY TO BE HERE," SAID ANDRE, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:48 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE SIXTEENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

LEVY, DeANDRE FA LB (2 WB) RE-SIGNED
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "NOW, I JUST NEED TO FIND AN NFL TEAM TO PLAY FOR," SAID DeANDRE, WHEN ASKED ABOUT RE-SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:29 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE SIXTEENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

INMAN, DONTRELLE (2 WB) SIGNED FROM THE BERGEN BRAWLERS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "AWESOME, JUST AWESOME," SAID DONTRELLE, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:31 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE EIGHTEENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

LUTZ, WILL NOS K (4 WB) SIGNED FROM THE PHILADELPHIA PIGSKINS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "THEY LIKE ME, THEY REALLY LIKE ME," SAID WILL, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:32 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE NINTEENTH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

McCOURTY, DEVIN NEP S  (3 WB) RE-SIGNED  
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "LET'S ROLL," SAID DEVIN, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:51 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

ROSTER WARS TRADE COMPLETED:

Kane County Goon Squad will give
Year 2017 Draft Pick 4.04

To Maple Grove Mean Machine for
Anderson, Henry IND DE
Year 2017 Draft Pick 5.10



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:18 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE TWENTIETH RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

BELLORE, NICK SFO LB  (1 WB) SIGNED FROM THE CALIFORNIA NIGHTMARE
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "I WILL BE A NIGHTMARE, FOR THE NIGHTMARE," SAID NICK, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:19 am

PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE TWENTY-FIRST RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

PARRY, DAVID IND DT  (1 WB) SIGNED FROM THE NORTH WALES KNIGHTS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "I'LL KILL 'EM," SAID DAVID, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:42 am

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THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE TWENTY-SECOND RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

NELSON, STEVEN KCC CB  (2 WB) SIGNED FROM THE PHILADELPHIA PIGSKINS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "PIGS, CAN'T TRUST 'EM" SAID STEVEN, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Thu May 04, 2017 11:09 am

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THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE TWENTY-THIRD AND FINAL RFA SIGNING OF 2017:

MANNING, ELI NYG QB  (50 WB AN 2017-2.12) SIGNED FROM THE BERGEN BRAWLERS
CONTRACT DETAILS TO FOLLOW. "HEY, THEY WENT AFTER ME. THAT'S GOT TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?" SAID ELI, WHEN ASKED ABOUT SIGNING WITH THE MEAN MACHINE.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri May 05, 2017 1:27 pm

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THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING ROSTER RELEASES:

Dropped
Smith, Daryl TBB LB
Woodyard, Wesley TEN LB


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri May 19, 2017 7:51 am

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THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING ACQUISITION DURING THE 2017 ROSTER WARS ROOKIE/FREE AGENT DRAFT:

WITH THE FOURTH PICK IN THE FOURTH ROUND (4.04) THE MEAN MACHINE SELECTED:
MACK, MARLON IND RB.

SAID MARK, MEAN MACHINE OWNER, "CONTRACT DETAILS WILL FOLLOW, BUT WE ARE CERTAINLY GLAD MARLON WAS THERE AT THE 4.04. IT IS A HUGE DAY IN MAPLE GROVE."


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon May 22, 2017 6:42 am

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THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING ACQUISITION DURING THE 2017 ROSTER WARS ROOKIE/FREE AGENT DRAFT:

WITH THE FITFT PICK IN THE SIXTH ROUND (6.05) THE MEAN MACHINE SELECTED:
WESTBROOK, DEDE JAX WR.

SAID MARK, MEAN MACHINE OWNER, "DEDE WILL BE A WORK IN PROGRESS, HE WILL CONTRIBUTE EVENTUALLY."


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon May 22, 2017 6:44 am

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THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING ACQUISITION DURING THE 2017 ROSTER WARS ROOKIE/FREE AGENT DRAFT:

WITH THE FIFTH PICK IN THE SEVENTH ROUND (7.05) THE MEAN MACHINE SELECTED:
PUMPHREY, DONNELL PHI RB.

SAID MARK, MEAN MACHINE OWNER, "EXCITED TO HAVE DONNELL FALL AS FAR AS HE DID, SHOULD CONTRIBUTE TO THE DOMINANCE IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE."


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:25 am

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THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING TRADE:

Bergen Brawlers / Maple Grove Mean MachineTrade

  • Bergen Brawlers gave up Quinn, Robert LAR LB; Year 2020 Round 7 Draft Pick from Kane County Goon Squad
  • Maple Grove Mean Machine gave up $1.00 in blind bidding



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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:14 am

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THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING DROP:
1.Add/Drop
Thu Jul 6 8:10:34 a.m. CT 2017

"We sincerely hope this young man can get his life together," said a spokesman for Mean Machine.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Tue Jul 18, 2017 11:21 am

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MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING TRADE:
Maple Grove Mean Machine / Norfolk BombersTrade

  • Maple Grove Mean Machine gave up Bryant, Dez DAL WR; Year 2018 Round 2 Draft Pick from Charm City Justice
  • Norfolk Bombers gave up Brown, Zach WAS LB; Year 2018 Round 3 Draft Pick from Norfolk Bombers

Fri Jul 14 10:41:49 a.m. CT 2017


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Tue Jul 18, 2017 11:23 am

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MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING FREE AGENT ACQUISITION:

"CURRENTLY THEY ARE UNSURE ABOUT GREG, THEY NEEDED A BACK-UP PLAN," SAID A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE SITUATION.

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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:35 am

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"HUGE ADDITION TO THE MEAN MACHINE," SAID DC, BILL GOLDBERG
"HE WON'T SEE MUCH TIME IN THE LINEUP," SAID THE GREAT KAHLI, THE MEAN MACHINE OC.
"WE WILL SEE HOW IT GOES," SAID HC CHRIS ROCK.

1.Maple Grove Mean Machine / Philadelphia PigskinsTrade
Fri Jul 28 10:33:19 a.m. CT 2017


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:25 am

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MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE ANNOUNCES THE FOLLOWING CONTRACTS FOR THE UPCOMING SEASON:

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Foles, Nick PHI QB1
Manning, Eli NYG QB2
Gore, Frank IND RB1
Kelley, Rob WAS RB2
Mack, Marlon IND RB (R) (Q)3
Pumphrey, Donnel PHI RB (R)3
Gabriel, Taylor ATL WR (Q)2
Hill, Tyreek KCC WR3
Inman, Dontrelle LAC WR (Q)2
Westbrook, Dede JAC WR (R) (Q)2
Davis, Vernon WAS TE (Q)1
Watson, Ben BAL TE1
Bryant, Matt ATL PK1
Lutz, Wil NOS PK2
Novak, Nick HOU PK1
Avril, Cliff SEA DE (Q)1
Branch, Andre MIA DE1
Hyder, Kerry DET DE1
Bellore, Nick DET LB1
Brown, Zach WAS LB3
David, Lavonte TBB LB3
Ellerbe, Dannell NOS LB (I)1
Foster, Mason WAS LB2
Hayward, Casey LAC CB (Q)1
Jones, Adam CIN CB (S)1
Nelson, Steven KCC CB1
Shead, Deshawn SEA CB (Q)1
Worley, Daryl CAR CB1
Allen, Ricardo ATL S1
Bethea, Antoine ARI S1
Chung, Patrick NEP S1
Kindred, Derrick CLE S1
McCourty, Devin NEP S1
McDougald, Bradley SEA S1
Sorensen, Daniel KCC S1
NEW CONTRACT YEARS52
EXISTING CONTRACT YEARS     66
TOTAL CONTRACT YEARS         118


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:46 am

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THE MEAN MACHINE ANNOUNCES THE FOLLOWING INJURED RESERVE ROSTER MOVE:

1.Injured Reserve
Mon Aug 7 12:21:56 p.m. CT 2017

WITH THE MOVE THE MEAN MACHINE ANNOUNCES THEIR TOTAL CONTRACT YEARS NOW STANDS AT 117.


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PostSubject: Re: Maple Grove Mean Machine Press Room   Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:52 pm

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MAPLE GROVE, MN

THE MEAN MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING TRADE:

7.Bergen Brawlers / Maple Grove Mean MachineTrade

  • Bergen Brawlers gave up Year 2020 Round 2 Draft Pick from Bergen Brawlers
  • Maple Grove Mean Machine gave up Year 2020 Round 2 Draft Pick from Maple Grove Mean Machine

Mon Aug 7 3:31:51 p.m. CT 2017


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