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Minnesota Eternals
 
 
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PostSubject: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:50 pm

I have discovered an error that is my fault. It's a pretty big one but simple enough to make. I believe it only affects 3 people and I believe (thanks to be record-keeping) that it will be easy enough to correct (which I will lay out momentarily), but let's all take in my fuckup for all that it's worth....


When 2015 began, twenty-four owners kick in $100/ea so we have $2400 and then $400 of that goes to the pot.

In 2015, that second part never happened!

Really?

Really!

The pot was $400 light all year and not a single motherfucker noticed...until now. Wow. I am literally shocked it got by everyone but it certainly was my fuckup.

Luckily, I can easily backtrack the balance and will figure out what the FOUR payouts that came from the progressive pot SHOULD HAVE BEEN and get everyone made whole.

The bad news? I'm a donkey.
The good news? The pot is more today than we thought and as long as I don't fuck it up again, it will get another spike and our pot is pretty healthy headed into 2016.... rock on


Anyway, give me time to sort this out BEFORE I administer the payouts like I was about to do...then I will do the payouts...and then I will focus on not being a fucking donkey anymore. Thanks for any support you have given my dumb donkey ass.

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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:07 pm

Just more evidence that Andy is a stand-up leader. And Human.

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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:20 pm

laughing

Great post and great way to own up to a simple mistake.

cheers


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:32 pm

So I'll just work this out right here so when I am done, all can see that I got it fixed.....


Minnesota Eternals wrote:
$672.00  Progressive Fund
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[i]
12/31/2015 -- $10 deposited by Titletown Tyrants (owner penalty)
12/21/2015 -- $10 deposited by Devils Tower Outlaws (owner penalty)
12/7/2015 -- $20 deposited by Singapore Slings (owner penalty)
12/4/2015 -- $35 paid to Norfolk Bombers for new S Season record
12/4/2015 -- $35 paid to England Dragons for new S Season record
12/4/2015 -- $38 paid to Norfolk Bombers for new DT Season record
12/4/2015 -- $38 paid to Devils Tower Outlaws for new DT Season record
11/29/2015 -- $10 deposited by Sanibel Gadabouts (owner penalty)
11/21/2015 -- $50 deposited (Cybertron Screamers insurance money)
11/15/2015 -- $80 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates (owner penalty)
11/12/2015 -- $22 deposited by Minnesota Eternals for 2013 payout errors
11/3/2015 -- $10 deposited by California Nightmare for penalty
11/1/2015 -- $40 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates for penalty
10/13/2015 -- $20 deposited by Norfolk Bombers for penalty
8/28/2015 -- $20 deposited by Cybertron Screamers for penalty
6/25/2015 -- $10 deposited by Hamilton SteelCats for penalty
3/14/2015 -- $20 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates for penalty
1/29/2015 -- $50 deposited by RWC for previous insurance monies collected
-------------------------------------------------2014 ending balance $446


So I have obviously owned up to the mistake but rather than add a bunch of shit explaining this correction, it'll make more sense just to make it what is should have been which means editing the above (including the payouts made on 12/4) so that when finished it doesn't look like I fucked up but surely we'll all remember. So....the above should have been...

FIXED VERSION wrote:
$996.00  Progressive Fund
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[i]
---------pot should be $996 NOW--------------
12/31/2015 -- $10 deposited by Titletown Tyrants (owner penalty)
12/21/2015 -- $10 deposited by Devils Tower Outlaws (owner penalty)
12/7/2015 -- $20 deposited by Singapore Slings (owner penalty)
---------pot should have been $956 here--------------
The pot is at $702...ten percent is $70.20...divided by two is $35.10...rounded down per our bylaws...equals $35 to each owner. should really have been The pot is at $1062...ten percent is $106.20...divided by two is $53.10...rounded down per our bylaws...equals $53 to each owner. So Jon and Dave are owed another $18 here.
12/4/2015 -- $35 paid to Norfolk Bombers for new S Season record
12/4/2015 -- $35 paid to England Dragons for new S Season record
---------pot should have been $1062 here--------------
The pot is at 778.00...ten percent is 77.80...divided by two is 38.90....rounded down per our bylaws....equals $38 to each owner. should really have been The pot is at 1178.00...ten percent is 117.80...divided by two is 58.90....rounded down per our bylaws....equals $58 to each owner. So Chris and Dave are owed another 20/ea.
12/4/2015 -- $38 paid to Norfolk Bombers for new DT Season record
12/4/2015 -- $38 paid to Devils Tower Outlaws for new DT Season record
---------pot should have been $1178 here--------------
11/29/2015 -- $10 deposited by Sanibel Gadabouts (owner penalty)
11/21/2015 -- $50 deposited (Cybertron Screamers insurance money)
11/15/2015 -- $80 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates (owner penalty)
11/12/2015 -- $22 deposited by Minnesota Eternals for 2013 payout errors
11/3/2015 -- $10 deposited by California Nightmare for penalty
11/1/2015 -- $40 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates for penalty
10/13/2015 -- $20 deposited by Norfolk Bombers for penalty
8/28/2015 -- $20 deposited by Cybertron Screamers for penalty
6/25/2015 -- $10 deposited by Hamilton SteelCats for penalty
3/14/2015 -- $20 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates for penalty
***3/4/2015 -- $400 from League Funds***
1/29/2015 -- $50 deposited by RWC for previous insurance monies collected
-------------------------------------------------2014 ending balance $446



Anyone want to take the time to double-check my math quick and verify my corrections? I am confident this is right and I can get everything righted quickly and still get the payouts all done before Mrs. Eternals tells me to get the fuck off the computer for the night....


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:36 pm

Had to step away and forgot to do a last clean version...so I'll obviously credit those three guys as needed but here is what I will edit the log for the Progressive Pot to look like from the conclusion of 2014 on so it's accurate...

FIXED VERSION wrote:
$996.00  Progressive Fund
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[i]
12/31/2015 -- $10 deposited by Titletown Tyrants (owner penalty)
12/21/2015 -- $10 deposited by Devils Tower Outlaws (owner penalty)
12/7/2015 -- $20 deposited by Singapore Slings (owner penalty)
12/4/2015 -- $53 paid to Norfolk Bombers for new S Season record
12/4/2015 -- $53 paid to England Dragons for new S Season record
12/4/2015 -- $58 paid to Norfolk Bombers for new DT Season record
12/4/2015 -- $58 paid to Devils Tower Outlaws for new DT Season record
11/29/2015 -- $10 deposited by Sanibel Gadabouts (owner penalty)
11/21/2015 -- $50 deposited (Cybertron Screamers insurance money)
11/15/2015 -- $80 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates (owner penalty)
11/12/2015 -- $22 deposited by Minnesota Eternals for 2013 payout errors
11/3/2015 -- $10 deposited by California Nightmare for penalty
11/1/2015 -- $40 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates for penalty
10/13/2015 -- $20 deposited by Norfolk Bombers for penalty
8/28/2015 -- $20 deposited by Cybertron Screamers for penalty
6/25/2015 -- $10 deposited by Hamilton SteelCats for penalty
3/14/2015 -- $20 deposited by Las Vegas Degenerates for penalty
3/4/2015 -- $400 from League Funds
1/29/2015 -- $50 deposited by RWC for previous insurance monies collected
-------------------------------------------------2014 ending balance $446


Dave gets $38
Chris gets $20
Jon gets $18

...and I finish up like I wasn't a donkey and we have a Happy Fuckin New Years!!!!!

Sound good?


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:49 pm

Fuck it...I realize it takes time to check this shit out and verify and not sure who is around and has the time. I'm confident so I am gonna continue rigting this and get everything set. Suppose if it's shown that I fucked it up I will have an even bigger mess to clean up tomorrow. Weeeeeeeeeee


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:49 pm

Double checked the Numbers and they look good to me.

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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:52 pm

Sounds good. The figures are all correct anyway. No idea if you've missed anything else!

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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:54 pm

England Dragons wrote:
Sounds good. The figures are all correct anyway. No idea if you've missed anything else!

cheers

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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:02 pm

Thanks for looking guys.

Update:

All accounts have been corrected. League Funds, Progressive Pot, Jon's, Chris's, Dave's, the league banner and I even went back and fixed my December 4th article so it jives.

...and now I shall go through the payouts like intended.


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:17 pm

Man, that was a lot of work to make it all "jives", LOL.

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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:57 pm

We pay you to watch this shit so we don't have to.

You do get paid, right?


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:05 pm

Baja Beatniks wrote:
We pay you to watch this shit so we don't have to.  

You do get paid, right?

He sure does. I think he took like 17 cents to keep the books on the even dollar after year two.

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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:09 pm

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Baja Beatniks wrote:
We pay you to watch this shit so we don't have to.  

You do get paid, right?

He sure does.  I think he took like 17 cents to keep the books on the even dollar after year two.

laughing

Good to hear. I'll rest well now knowing he is well paid. tongue


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:43 pm

lol 2

I actually lose money on this but not everyone would sign off so that's my doing. I write off the hosting to my business since it's just as much for that as it is for this which just leaves the DOMAIN which I own.

After factoring in the one-time 17 cents or annual 17 cents pay (whichever it is), the thank-you's and activity from the owners (even if some of them are bitching at me occasionally), the barbecue sauce and beer Corey provided and the not having to play with a bunch of fucking hacks I feel I am compensated fairly enough.

Even though they know nothing of RW and clearly aren't addressing this or me directly, I get a kick out of the cunt-fucks I see on public forums saying how easy it is to run a league and their commissioners don't do shit. Oh yeah? If that's true, why do none of those motherfuckers run a league? Why do they have to find others to do it for them?

Fuck those guys. All of the commissioners I know that give a shit about their leagues (Shawn, Chris, Carla and I know I am forgetting some others) absolutely have the right to refuse their service to lazy fuckstick owners.

Wow...kinda went on a tangent there, huh? laughing



The point is...love this league and it's owners. Without ya, it's nothing.


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:45 pm

That is alot of work. Way to mend the budget. Could you move down to Illinois and help Gov Rauner fix our state budget?


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:50 pm

kick nuts


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:22 pm

Nice catch dude! Not that you wouldn't have deserved the tip :p


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:24 am

thanks Andy, appreciate the hell out of the effort you put into this league... It is alot of work (at times) commissioning a league (or three), but those of us that do it, do it because we love the hobby and gladly donate our time to create leagues that are interesting, fun and hopefully competitive...


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Fri Jan 01, 2016 7:37 am

I agree. Being a commissioner is a tireless job. You don't get paid. You deal with everyone's bitching. We are lucky to have you.


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:10 am

Naperville Divine wrote:
That is alot of work. Way to mend the budget.  Could you move down to Illinois and help Gov Rauner fix our state budget?

The way our government operates is so fucking pathetic in this regard...everyone bitches about it but most people suck at finances too so they really are the pot calling the kettle black. The part of life where we don't put the best/brightest in positions so that we all succeed is astounding to me.

I could go on and on about that subject...fuck it... laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:17 am

Well said.


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:44 am

Kick!
But we're all deserving too for not noticing.


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:04 am

San Francisco Golddiggers wrote:
Kick!
But we're all deserving too for not noticing.

I was telling Mrs. Eternals that I was surprised that nobody caught it...just thinking it is a pretty decent focal point of the league so when $400 didn't get added....

Learned my lesson.


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:27 pm

kick nuts kick nuts kick nuts kick nuts kick nuts


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PostSubject: Re: Let's all take a hard swift kick at Andy's balls, shall we.....   Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:49 pm

Naperville Divine wrote:
That is alot of work. Way to mend the budget.  Could you move down to Illinois and help Gov Rauner fix our state budget?

Andy for President! Wait he already is.


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