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PostSubject: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:46 pm

This is the official press room of the Naperville Divine.




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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:37 pm

Everyone,

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to be in this league. I have changed the team name to Naperville Divine.

I have assembled the greatest coaching staff ever. These three guys can do no wrong. My head coach is the Most Interesting Man In The World. My offensive coordinator is Tim Tebow. My defensive coordinator is Chuck Norris.

I am looking forward to competing against you guys.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:53 pm

Got an explanation behind the name switch?


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:00 pm

After seeing the competition in my division, I felt I needed to hire the three coaches who can do no wrong. All three guys basically walk on water. I am hoping that their excellence rubs off on the team and they can find every fantasy point available each week.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:07 pm

Naperville Divine wrote:
After seeing the competition in my division, I felt I needed to hire the three coaches who can do no wrong.  All three guys basically walk on water.  I am hoping that their excellence rubs off on the team and they can find every fantasy point available each week.

Sounds like a Cleveland Browns move to me bro. You fired Danny Noonan, Al Czervic and Judge Smales before they ever got to coach a game. Makes Chudzinski's tenure look like an eon.

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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:39 pm

I get the head coach and D coordinator but I think Tebow will be a cancer for you and your team   angry mob devil2  angry mob


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:09 pm

Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
I get the head coach and D coordinator but I think Tebow will be a cancer for you and your team   angry mob devil2  angry mob

Oooh, that's a good point. Tebow coordinating your offense? Have you seen what Tebow does to offenses? He's like football Ambien.
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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:12 pm

Love the Tebow as OC...Chuck not so sure.... :dry: 


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:09 am

Not to give other defenses a head up, but Tebow will be implementing a quadruple option. We will be lining up with 4 tailbacks and a running quarterback. The basic play is hike the ball, everyone get together and shove the ball up the shirt of one of the runners, then they all run in different directions attempting to confuse the other team as to who has the ball.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:20 am

Naperville Divine wrote:
Not to give other defenses a head up, but Tebow will be implementing a quadruple option.  We will be lining up with 4 tailbacks and a running quarterback.  The basic play is hike the ball, everyone get together and shove the ball up the shirt of one of the runners, then they all run in different directions attempting to confuse the other team as to who has the ball.

And I thought the Mighty Ducks Flying "V" formation was a sham.  Laughing 

Sham WOW! ...  Evil laugh 



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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:52 am

Already the best team thread out there


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:00 am

FT - Marvin Jones
TT - Michael Brockers
Ext - Tom Brady


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:08 pm

Naperville Divine wrote:
FT - Marvin Jones
TT - Michael Brockers
Ext - Tom Brady

Craig, I would appreciate it if you would post in the official threads for each tag please. Thanks


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:28 am

Sorry, I just found the official threads this morning. Thanks for putting those in there for me.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:58 pm

Naperville Divine trades:
4th round draft pick
10 WBs

Chicago Crime Syndicate trades:
David Wilson

Welcome to the team David. I hope you keep your head on straight.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat Apr 12, 2014 2:08 pm

Naperville Divine trades:
Michael Crabtree

Carolina Werewolves trades:
Jeremy Maclin
2nd round pick from Mohawk Marauders in 2015

I am counting on Maclin being the #1 receiver in Philly and staying healthy. Welcome to the team.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:58 pm

I am pleased to announce the following contracts:

Teddy Bridgewater - 5
Jimmy Garoppalo - 1
Shon Greene - 1
Mikel Leshoure - 1
James White - 3
Jericho Cothery - 1
Marvin Jones - 4
Jeremy Kerley - 1
Scott Chandler - 1
Troy Niklas - 1
Sean Suisham - 1
Michael Brockers - 5
Chris Jones - 3
Randy Starks - 1
Scott Crichton - 3
Christian Kirksey - 5
David Amerson - 1
Brandon Carr - 3
Janoris Jenkins - 4
Captain Munnerlyn - 4
Darrel Revis - 1
Troy Polomalu - 1

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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Wed Feb 04, 2015 7:51 pm

Activated from IR:

Marvin Jones
Adrian Clayborn
Bernard Pollard


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:45 pm

2015 Tagged Players

Ben Rothelisberger - SFT
Bobby Wagner - FT
Jurrell Casey - TT
CJ Spiller - Extension


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:14 pm

I have mixed feeling on this trade, but today I said goodbye to Tom Brady. my rebuilding has begun. While Brady will probably be top 10 player this year, the 1 year contract left me in a pickle. Next year he will be 38 and it wouldn't make sense to resign him. I invested a 1st round in Ted Bridgewater last year and it is time to see what he can do.

I was hoping to get a little bit more for dear old Tom, but the market was pretty dry. In return, I acquired the rights to Rod Streator and the 2015 3.04 pick. Hopefully, I draft well.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:09 pm

Divine would like to welcome Jason Witten, as our newest acquisition. Your experience and durability will hopefully prove to be an example to that other pussy of a tight end on our roster, Kyle Rudolph.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:00 am

Naperville Divine would like to reacquire from RFA auction two players who did not receive any interest:

Shawn Suisham - K - 1 year deal
Rod Streator - WR - 1 year deal


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri May 15, 2015 3:53 pm

We are pleased to announce the drafting of Amari Cooper. Cooper is expected to be the new cornerstone of the Divine receiving corps for years to come. Good luck Amari and welcome to the team.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat May 16, 2015 10:01 pm

With their 2nd pick, Divine chooses Jaelen Strong WR Arizona State. During his initial interview Strong conveyed his enthusiasm to be a part of the Divine. The combination of Cooper and Strong gives the Divine a promising young receiving corps.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sun May 17, 2015 3:44 pm

With my second of my two picks in the 2nd round, I have selected Maxx Williams, TE from Minnesota. I am hoping that he will become the go to guy for Flacco in Trestman's offense.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Tue May 19, 2015 9:10 pm

With our two 3rd round picks, the Divine took Tyler Lockett and Landon Collins. Lockett should be a strong contributor as a WR and kick returner. Collins should be an anchor in the safety position for several years. Welcome to the team!


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sun May 24, 2015 8:44 am

With the last 4 picks, Divine has taken:

Bud Dupree
Jeremy Langford
Pernell McPhee
Preston Smith

Welcome to the team.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:09 am

Naperville Divine is pleased to announce the following contracts for the 2015 season

Rothlisberger - 4 years
Langford - 2 years
Cooper - 6 years
Floyd - 1 year
Lockett - 3 years
Streator - 1 year
Strong - 3 years
Williams - 5 years
Witten - 2 years
Suisham - 1 year
Bennett - 2 years
Casey - 3 years
Dupree - 4 years
Mcphee - 2 years
Smith - 1 year
Suggs - 1 year
Wagner - 5 years
Wright - 2 years
Cox - 1 year
McCourty - 2 years
Collins - 5 years
McDonald - 4 years
Whitner - 2 years

Total new years should be 61, bringing my total to 118 years.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Tue Jul 28, 2015 8:23 am

Naperville Divine wrote:
Naperville Divine is pleased to announce the following contracts for the 2015 season

Rothlisberger - 4 years
Langford - 2 years
Cooper - 6 years
Floyd - 1 year
Lockett - 3 years
Streator - 1 year
Strong - 3 years
Williams - 5 years
Witten - 2 years
Suisham - 1 year
Bennett - 2 years
Casey - 3 years
Dupree - 4 years
Mcphee - 2 years
Smith - 1 year
Suggs - 1 year
Wagner - 5 years
Wright - 2 years
Cox - 1 year
McCourty - 2 years
Collins - 5 years
McDonald - 4 years
Whitner - 2 years

Total new years should be 61, bringing my total to 118 years.

processed by RWP. Your total appears to be 119 so let me know if something looks incorrect or if your math was just off.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sun Oct 04, 2015 8:10 am

Suisham, Suggs, and Jones have been placed on IR.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:43 pm

Naperville Divine has made its biggest trade to date by sending JJ Watt to Morrison Minions for Kelvin Benjamin and 3 - 1st round picks, a 2nd round pick, and a 3rd round pick.

This is going to be a large rebuild, but hopefully the GM can make good draft picks. 2017 will be a key year with some superstar RBs coming out.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:37 pm

Naperville Divine is pleased to announce the trade for Stefon Diggs. Upon studying his game film over the last two weeks, it was determined that Diggs has potential to be a dominant slot receiver in the NFL for years. Our general manager also surveyed the landscape of FA WR's next year and felt that the investment in Diggs is worth the risk before he becomes a solid WR.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:05 pm

20WB penalty assessed for roster violation. - RWP


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:11 pm

I believe that I am compliance now. I dropped two players. I have 122 roster years with 2 players on IR so I get 120 normal years plus 2 extra years for IR spots. I will kick myself and move on. Thanks.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Wed Oct 28, 2015 2:34 pm

Naperville Divine wrote:
I believe that I am compliance now.  I dropped two players.  I have 122 roster years with 2 players on IR  so I get 120 normal years plus 2 extra years for IR spots.  I will kick myself and move on.  Thanks.

You are good now. 10WB deducted for released contracts of Suisham and Jones. Processed by RWP. Thanks


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sat Nov 07, 2015 3:01 pm

Naperville Divine has traded Jason Witten for WB considerations, a future draft pick, and a journeyman replacement tight end. Witten is a true warrior. We wish him good luck as his career winds down.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 01, 2016 7:39 pm

Naperville Divine has announced that it is parting company with Tim Tebow, our offensive coordinator. As is customary to wait until Black Monday, we felt it necessary to get a jump on our new search for an offensive coordinator and give Tebow a head start in finding new employment before the upcoming exodus of coaches in the league. We wish Tebow good luck in his future endeavors.

A new offensive coordinator has been selected. This person will be revealed soon.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:14 pm

about time


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:27 am

Naperville Divine is pleased to introduce Farrah Fawcett as our new offensive coordinator. We feel that Farrah brings a certain something something to the position that Tim Tebow just couldnt offer. Welcome to the team.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:39 pm

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Naperville Divine is pleased to introduce Farrah Fawcett as our new offensive coordinator.  We feel that Farrah brings a certain something something to the position that Tim Tebow just couldnt offer.  Welcome to the team.
that's a understatement for sure

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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:18 pm

Naperville Divine is pleased to announce that we have acquired the services of Dorial Green Beckham. With the addition of DGB, we feel that we have one of the best young WR cores in the league. It will be fun to watch these guys develop.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:51 am

Naperville Divine is please to welcome Marcus Mariota to our franchise. Hopefully you will have a long and productive career.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:01 pm

Naperville Divine is pleased to welcome back Geno Atkins to the team. We traded you once before and you hopefully will retire on the Divine.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:11 pm

The Naperville Divine have decided to update their logo heading into the 2016 season...here's a wallpaper if you want it man.  Hope you like it...



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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:46 pm

Very nice! vote yes


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Jul 14, 2016 12:45 am

Looks awesome!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:49 am

Damn. That looks great. Thank you.


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:37 am

Freaking awesome Craig!


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:26 am

VERY COOL!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Naperville Divine Press Room   Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:29 am

Much better ---good change


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