Team Eric (buckle up for lunacy)

And that is why we have this process in place.
If you want in you can get in, it's not that hard.
Going to sound mean for a second but there is a whole page of people that have tried and quit/failed. He's just another name on that list that will be forgotten about in less than 3 months.
Love you all!

Mrs. Eternals wrote:

And that is why we have this process in place.
If you want in you can get in, it's not that hard.
Going to sound mean for a second but there is a whole page of people that have tried and quit/failed. He's just another name on that list that will be forgotten about in less than 3 months.
Love you all!  

Correction, 3 hours

Well, that went south quickly...

Probably not a good fit if simple directions can't be followed.

Jeez, a guy goes to crack a couple coconuts open and all hell breaks loose.

I mean he had to be a troll, right? That wasn’t even half Mongol, it was just confusing, which makes me think it was purposeful.

I'm starting to think this was someone here trying to make a funny

Salute!

he said he was in a 32 team league 

so its possible he came from one of my leagues

I posted the website in the chat in all my other leagues 

only saying "if anyone is interested in another league..."


so its very possible he thought he could just show up and get a team

Kane County Goon Squad wrote:

Another Eric IS NOT ALLOWED!!!

JK - Welcome

At least his name isnt Matt.

Welcome! Then I guess Bye all in one post.

2020 has been so damn weird.

Funny we have a worldwide crisis and you all trash someone who disagrees with you. You all need attention to make you feel important to join a $50 league. No wonder there was a league opening. Here is an idea, don’t post your pictures you will scare recruits away

This is very strange. Why is he still coming back??? Thought he didn't like it here. Really, it's ok to disappear now. No hard feelings.

This is very strange.  Why is he still coming back???  Thought he didn't like it here.  Really, it's ok to disappear now.  No hard feelings.

Damnit Andy, was that you?

Lol he tried to tie having to read some league rules with the coronavirus.

theJacob2015 wrote:

Funny we have a worldwide crisis and you all trash someone who disagrees with you.  You all need attention to make you feel important to join a $50 league. No wonder there was a league opening.  Here is an idea, don’t post your pictures you will scare recruits away

This league is what it is because we don't let in people like you. (people who don't read, don't follow directions and don't understand) If we let in every asshole with $50.00 this place would just be your basic league. The fact that you referred to it as a '$50.00 league' proves my point. If we are attention whores because we want the best for our community, then slap my ass and call me Betty!

Thank you for your time and your opinion but you are no longer welcome here.

Sincerely, the bitch that lets this place run.

This is awesome. What is wrong with people? I don’t think we’ve had anyone this Jekyll/Hyde ever.

Mrs. Eternals wrote:

theJacob2015 wrote:

Funny we have a worldwide crisis and you all trash someone who disagrees with you.  You all need attention to make you feel important to join a $50 league. No wonder there was a league opening.  Here is an idea, don’t post your pictures you will scare recruits away

This league is what it is because we don't let in people like you. (people who don't read, don't follow directions and don't understand) If we let in every asshole with $50.00 this place would just be your basic league. The fact that you referred to it as a '$50.00 league' proves my point. If we are attention whores because we want the best for our community, then slap my ass and call me Betty!  

Thank you for your time and your opinion but you are no longer welcome here.

Sincerely, the bitch that lets this place run.

Amen Val,
Clearly this isn’t a high stakes money league. Seeking people with a passion for football and camaraderie.

Bye Eric!

The Queen has spoken!

Rocky Mountain Oysters wrote:

Mrs. Eternals wrote:

slap my ass and call me Betty!

Now I'll be checking in on this thread long after Team Eric is gone.  

Viva La Mexico

you get 'em Val!!!


that guy just got 




by a girl

Boom, Roasted!

Wait. Now you have to roast his other personality. He's only half dead.

Someone not named Ben has been banned. Good luck to those who have to spend more time with him than we just did.

As long as it's not me!!

we should add a section of the fansite commemorating all the crazies we've come across over the years

There's the other throat punch

This guy paid less attention than the New York Jet-Set dude. But at least that dude was just clueless and not a dick like this one.

Philadelphia Pigskins wrote:

we should add a section of the fansite commemorating all the crazies we've come across over the years

Problem is, you still let half of us in.

Mrs. Eternals wrote:

theJacob2015 wrote:

Funny we have a worldwide crisis and you all trash someone who disagrees with you.  You all need attention to make you feel important to join a $50 league. No wonder there was a league opening.  Here is an idea, don’t post your pictures you will scare recruits away

This league is what it is because we don't let in people like you. (people who don't read, don't follow directions and don't understand) If we let in every asshole with $50.00 this place would just be your basic league. The fact that you referred to it as a '$50.00 league' proves my point. If we are attention whores because we want the best for our community, then slap my ass and call me Betty!  

Thank you for your time and your opinion but you are no longer welcome here.

Sincerely, the bitch that lets this place run.

Well I know who not to piss off...lol
Hi Val I'm Mike its nice to meet .......and i promise to behave myself.

It's guys like you Mike that make this league great.

We have a couple of openings. The teams are completely looked after right now. Just stick around, show your worth, and a team can easily be yours.

Thanks Ghoji
Definitely plan on sticking around..... love the competitive fueled camaraderie around here.....can't wait to see what its like around here on game day.

Has this Mike guy entered the room yet? Let's get that moving, but make sure the interrogation is behind a glass... You know, social distancing and all that fun stuff

Toontown Warlocks wrote:

make sure the interrogation is behind a glass..

Yeah behind the glass please ....cause you guys come in with mask and rubber gloves on..... social distance going to be the last thing on my mind

Gainesville Gators wrote:

Toontown Warlocks wrote:

make sure the interrogation is behind a glass..

Yeah behind the glass please ....cause you guys come in with  mask and rubber gloves on..... social distance going to be the last thing on my mind

We’ll just follow the nfl’s ruling and delay the medical checkup for later. In case it wasn’t obvious, Greg handles those

Denver Demons wrote:

Gainesville Gators wrote:

Toontown Warlocks wrote:

make sure the interrogation is behind a glass..

Yeah behind the glass please ....cause you guys come in with  mask and rubber gloves on..... social distance going to be the last thing on my mind

We’ll just follow the nfl’s ruling and delay the medical checkup for later. In case it wasn’t obvious, Greg handles those

wait who's Greg

So quick recap...

The nut came in here, clearly didn't read shit and expected to get a team by waiving $50 at us. Fail. I have reread the entire exchange and there was nothing but welcoming comments and then some pointing his dumb question towards the answers he needed. He managed to read some of those intro threads, realized he would have to participate to get in here and lost his broken little mind over it.

He opted to have an entertaining text exchange with Carla that was equally as confusing and at this point I'm dead serious when I say that he might need help. Again after rereading the entirety of things here I'm not even sure what he could have misunderstood that led to some of the text comments he threw at her.

I gained the knowledge that some threads weren't locked and that got resolved. I will now delete the unnecessary posts in that thread. This thread can remain for the comedy.

I would like to thank that guys maker for allowing his crazy to be seen from space as it clearly saved me time. #phew

It really was a weird day with him.