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 TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**

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PostSubject: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:20 am


by: Kram Lleor
Well, the final Titillating Tuesday Takeaway article is here! Thank god! What the hell happened? I'll tell you! Carla and her Mayhem squad showed why they are superior to Todd and his Steel Cats squad. Congratulations Carla! Todd hell of a year me boy, hell of a year. This leads us to Conference vs. Conference and guess what, it is all tied up at 6-6. Now, stat corrections could sway it one way or another. The Golddiggers and Nighthawks match-up is the one to watch. The largest margin of victory goes to: The Mean Machine with a 86.64 point drubbing of the Africans. In the Pink Taco Bowl, its the Nightmare over the Degenerates!


(291.06)(295.06) vs. (256.72)(264.72)
MAYHEM: DION LEWIS (34.02); KEANU NEAL (26.00)
STEEL CATS: JULIO JONES (21.90); HARRISON SMITH (33.70)
TAKE-AWAY: STEEL CATS DIDN'T CLEAN THE LITTER BOX THIS WEEK AND IT STUNK UP THE FIELD. THE MAYHEM PUT TOGETHER A GREAT GAME AND "SWIRLED" THE LITTER ALL OVER ROSTER WARS. THE CATS SHOULD BE BACK NEXT YEAR AND COULD WIN IT FOR THE TT.
 (324.84)(320.84) vs.  (303.74)(297.64)
ETERNALS: TODD GURLEY (49.60); CALAIS CAMPBELL (27.50)(23.50)
BOMBERS: KEENAN ALLEN (22.50); RESHAD JONES (35.00)(33.00)
TAKE-AWAY: THE BOMBERS CINDERELLA SEASON HAS COME TO A SKREECHING HALT AT THE HANDS OF THE DEAD ONES. WITH A HUGE EFFORT OUT OF TODD GURLEY. NOW, IF MARK BARRON WOULD HAVE PLAYED, IT COULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY THIS WEEK. I GUESS BEN FAILED DAVE IN THIS ONE.

(265.52)(266.52) vs. (315.20)(313.20)
SILVERBALLERS: JULIO JONES (21.90); HARRISON SMITH (33.70)
KNIGHTS: DION LEWIS (34.02); ZACH VIGIL (30.00)
TAKE-AWAY: I WOULD IMAGINE LOSING IN THIS ONE, THE WAY THEY DID, MAY PUT THE BALLERS ON TILT. A 50 POINT DRUBBING AT THE HANDS OF THE KNIGHTS COULD DO THAT TO A PERSON. GENO ATKINS PUTTING UP 0.00 POINTS DIDN'T HELP MATTERS ANY. JULIO AND GRONK COMING BACK DOWN TO EARTH DIDN'T HELP EITHER.

NO FLOW THROWDOWN
(306.56)(306.46) vs. (248.08)(246.08)
DRAGONS: KEENAN ALLEN (22.50); RESHAD JONES (35.00)(33.00)
DIVINE: LESEAN MCCOY (19.70); CHRISTIAN KIRKSEY (18.00) JURRELL CASEY (16.50)
TAKE-AWAY: WE WERE HOPING FOR A BETTER OUTCOME FOR THE DIVINE THIS WEEK, BUT HE PROVED US ALL WRONG. THE DRAGONS, WE HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR. THEY SHOULD HAVE FINISHED BETTER THAN 7TH OVERALL. PRETTY DISAPPOINTING MATCH-UP ALL THE WAY AROUND.

(286.48) vs. (287.00)(289.00)
NIGHTHAWKS: ERIC EBRON (21.80); PRESTON BROWN (29.00)
GOLDDIGGERS: ZACH ERTZ (22.10); CAMERON HEYWARD (25.50) DARIUS SLAY (26.00)
TAKE-AWAY: MAN O MAN COULD THIS GET ANY CLOSER? A MERE .52 POINT LEAD BY THE GOLDDIGGERS. WOW, LET'S SEE WHERE THE STAT CORRECTION GODS TAKE THIS ONE! THE STAT CORRECTION GODS DID HAVE INPUT, ONLY THEY GAVE THE GOLDDIGGERS MORE POINTS.

(259.80)(263.80) vs. (223.58)
REDKNIGHTS: JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER (19.50); SOLOMON THOMAS (22.50)
PIGSKINS: LE'VEON BELL (20.70); JORDAN POYER (23.90)
TAKE-AWAY: YUCK! THESE TWO HEAVYWEIGHTS PLAYED LIKE FEATHERWEIGHTS THIS WEEK. IT SEEMS AS THOUGH NEITHER WANTED TO WIN THIS GAME. WHY DO YOU START A KICKER THAT IS PLAYING IN FREEZING COLD TEMPERATURES? SURELY, THERE WAS A BETTER OPTION. THE PIGSKINS STARTED THE SEASON WITH A LOSS AND ENDED WITH A LOSS.

(303.18)(300.18) vs. (321.50)
MALOSOS: KIRK COUSINS (23.46); TREY FLOWERS (28.50)
JUSTICE: TODD GURLEY (49.60); PRESTON BROWN (29.00)
TAKE-AWAY: BESIDES THE WW VI BRAWL BETWEEN THE MAYHEM AND STEEL CATS, THIS WAS PROBABLY THE BEST GAME OF THE WEEK. THE MALOSOS DIDN'T QUITE HAVE AN ANSWER FOR TODD GURLEY THIS WEEK AND GOT HORRIBLE RB PLAY. GURLEY STEPPED UP AND CARRIED THE JUSTICE ON HIS BACK.

(291.78)(295.78) vs. (278.62)(276.58)
TYRANTS: BLAKE BORTLES (23.78); CAMERON HEYWARD (25.50)
GOON SQUAD: C.J. ANDERSON (28.30); DEION JONES (34.10)
TAKE-AWAY: TYRANTS BARELY PULL OUT THE VICTORY IN THIS ONE. IT'S TOO BAD THE GOON SQUAD GOT 0 POINTS OUT OF ALSHON JEFFERY BECAUSE THIS ONE COULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT OUTCOME. THUS, THIS GAME WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST AND HAD THE FANS RUNNING FOR THE EXITS AS FAST AS THEY COULD.

(209.42) vs. (296.06)(300.56)
AFRICANS: ALVIN KAMARA (18.88); KIKO ALONSO (19.00)
MEAN MACHINE: LARRY FITZGERALD (27.84); DAMON HARRISON (24.00)
TAKE-AWAY: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GET NO PLAYERS OVER 20 POINTS IN A GAME? A LOSS. THE AFRICANS ARE FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THE CURB STOMPING THAT THE MEAN MACHINE PUT ON THEM. JEEZ, MAN, AT LEAST MAKE IT RESPECTABLE. JUST EMBARRASSING! THE MEAN MACHINE IS STILL THE WORST 6-6 TEAM IN ROSTER WARS HISTORY. ANYONE WANT TO PROVE THIS PUNDIT WRONG?

(200.12) vs. (205.98)(210.98)
DEGENERATES: JARED GOFF (26.14); JASON MCCOURTY (14.00)
NIGHTMARE: JIMMY GAROPPOLO (23.58); TREY FLOWERS (28.50)
TAKE-AWAY: WHAT WERE THESE TEAMS SMOKIN'? HOLY SHIT, THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY.

(317.18)(317.14) vs. (249.40)(248.40)
MUSKIES: C.J. ANDERSON (28.30); DEION JONES (34.10)
BRAWLERS: BLAKE BORTLES (23.78); NICK KWIATKOSKI, MANTI TE'O, JAMES BRADBERRY (13.00)
TAKE-AWAY: THE MUSKIES WHOOPED UP ON THE 8-BIT BRAWLERS THIS WEEK. I GUESS BEATING THE OYSTERS IS WHAT THE BRAWLERS ARE STUCK ON, BECAUSE THEY DID NOTHING THIS WEEK. THE MUSKIES TOOK A WIN HOME TO THE DD AND THAT IS ABOUT ALL THEY DID. GOOD FOR YOU GUYS!

(291.56)(292.56) vs. (301.02)
GADABOUTS: BILAL POWELL (20.50); EZEKIAL ANSAH (38.00)
OYSTERS: MELVIN GORDON (21.80); K.J. WRIGHT (24.10)
TAKE-AWAY: IF THIS STANDS, THE GADABOUTS WILL HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FINISHED LAST, FINISHED FIRST, AND FINISHED LAST IN CONSECUTIVE YEARS. WOW! THE OYSTERS WILL REGROUP AND COME BACK NEXT YEAR, AND HOPEFULLY FINISH THE SEASON A LITTLE BETTER.




Last edited by Maple Grove Mean Machine on Thu Dec 28, 2017 9:47 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : UPDATED WITH STAT CORRECTIONS)
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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:25 am

I am one lucky owner. Thanks for the article.


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:50 am

thanks for doing this

you rock!

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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:40 am

Nicely done Mark. Thank goodness I did't lose to some shitty Minor League Owner this week. That would have hurt.


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:01 pm

Another great article and it's been fun reading this all season long.  I liked having the team banners and rank in there as it was cool to see which teams ranked high and fell and which ones ranked low and climbed.  The two 6 ranked teams with AP records climbed all the way up to the 3rd & 4th place battle.  The top 7th ranked teams both made it to the "Best of the Worst" title game. 

The only issue was I checked my watch about 3 times to see what day it was.  laughing   Not only did Christmas screw me up for yesterday, now this.  laughing  Great stuff this year Mark!   vote yes


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:17 pm

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
Nicely done Mark.  Thank goodness I did't lose to some shitty Minor League Owner this week.  That would have hurt.



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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:34 pm

0-4 in four years. Enough said. I suck.


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:55 pm

Nice work Mark, I enjoyed this article all year long, can't wait for next year!


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:38 pm

Christmas had me all kinds of screwed up with the timing of this article, that is for sure!


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:38 pm

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MALOSOS DIDN'T QUITE HAVE AN ANSWER FOR TODD GURLEY THIS WEEK AND GOT HORRIBLE RB PLAY

...or, an inconspicuous way to "tank". Evil laugh



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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:56 pm

Thanks Mark


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:57 pm

Maple Grove Mean Machine wrote:
Christmas had me all kinds of screwed up with the timing of this article, that is for sure!

I'm not even sure what day it is anymore...


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:01 pm

Nope not pissed at all that I lost.  With losing AB, I think my team just gave up just like I did.  AB is the anchor of this team, with him out.......  This team doesnt have a chance


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:27 pm

Thanks Mark - great read as usual.

cheers


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:54 am

Thanks Mark. Enjoyed this article all season long.


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Thu Dec 28, 2017 9:48 am

Thanks all, it has been fun. It has been updated with stat corrections.


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PostSubject: Re: TITILATING TUESDAY TAKE-AWAY 2017-WEEK 16 **CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION**   Thu Dec 28, 2017 9:55 am

My team knows when to put in effort. This week was not one of them...


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