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Polk High Panthers

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PostSubject: White Elephant Gift Exchange   Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:03 am

Anyone ever do these? Where everyone brings a gift and you draw numbers to see how unwraps first.. And when its your turn you can either steal or unwrap one?

We usually do them at work, and with the recent skypenis thing I had to lay down ground rules. No sex toys, no skypenis's, no really fun stuff that will get my ass fired.. Literally I gave like a 5 minute speech on the levels of inappropriateness not to do.. But obviously I underestimated the deviant creative mind of the young folks in the military..

So some of the funniest gifts were:
1. a tricycle with a handle of Captain Morgan taped to the side
2. a lamp & shade that had to have been on the set of Golden Girls with yet another handle of said rum taped to it with a Friends Season 1 DVD set (cause it’s a classic)
3. a heavy ass box with $20.00 worth of nothing but pennies in it
4. a plunger with the saying “cause girls always like to bring up old shit “
5. a bottle of whiskey with half of it drank cause it was a 20$ limit so they wanted their cut
6. a bottle of patron with a taco pinata filled with frozen burritos
7. and my favorite Mr.Bubbles a Chinese fighting fish

What's the funniest thing you ever saw or got at one of these things?

I ended up stealing and locking up a kick ass stein with an IPA in it but later traded it after all things were said and done for a board game that I plan on wrapping and putting under the tree for the kids.. Catan. My kids have been wanting that thing forever, and I know for a fact that it was over the $20 limit that we put on gifts

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Maplewood Doppelgangers

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PostSubject: Re: White Elephant Gift Exchange   Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:06 am

I'd be pissed if I got the penny box!

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Kansas City Kings

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PostSubject: Re: White Elephant Gift Exchange   Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:17 am

We do these at one of my family Christmas parties for the adults its fun.

There are usually a bunch of nice whiskey's and coffee up for grabs, we like to party.

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Carolina Silverbacks

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PostSubject: Re: White Elephant Gift Exchange   Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:37 pm

We’ve done them at family gatherings but not in years. Those are funny.

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Naperville Divine

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PostSubject: Re: White Elephant Gift Exchange   Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:56 pm

I have not done this before but sounds like alot of fun.

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Maple Grove Mean Machine

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PostSubject: Re: White Elephant Gift Exchange   Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:42 am

This year for our White Elephant I am giving a hairy belly fanny pack.

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