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Naperville Divine
 
 
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PostSubject: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:34 pm



The old saying goes, if you are lost in the woods with a group of people and you encounter a grizzly bear you only have to be faster than one other person.  Well, in our league, that would be too difficult.  In our league, Greg saw the bear, he grabbed a salmon and rubbed it up and down his balls, kicked the bear in the scrotum, and then laid down with his ass exposed to the sky so the bear could pounce on him and mutilate him while the rest of us ran away.



Do we care?  Hell no.  Because...

The California Nightmare is PINK.

Now all year, we have had a group of guest speakers who have come and talked to us.  Since this is the last edition of the year, several celebrities have shown up to say a few words to Greg and the California Nightmare.

Without further delay, here we go:



Hey Greg, your timing couldn't have been better.  Congratulations.




Greg, Congratulations.  Are we still going out tomorrow night?  I will bring the trench coats.  You bring the lollypops.




Hey Dad, your sister/my mom said you won a contest this week called PINK.  Congratulations.




Hey Greg, I got your voicemail asking for information on my surgeon.  He says he can fit you in next week.




Greg, Congratulations on being PINK.  My treat to the movies.  We can sit in the back row again together.




Hey Greg, Congratulations on being PINK.  Why don't I buy you a drink?




Who the hell is this?  This isn't a celebrity.  Who is this?  Oh sorry.  Not sure how selfie of Greg got in here.




Congratulations Big Boy.  I hope you don't mind me grabbing some clothes out of your closet.  I will make sure to return the handkerchief now that you are PINK.




Dear Son, we are so proud of you.  You are our PINK bundle of joy!


It was a great and fun year.  Congratulations to Greg and the California Nightmare for their new title of Pink.

Until next year, see ya losers!


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:45 pm

For some reason, I feel kind of dirty reading and scrolling thru this article. laughing Congrats the the Nightmare. Probably the last time he be called the Nightmare for quite some time. grin


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:07 pm

The Queefsmears are pink!


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:22 pm

Did you send a link to this article directly to Greg? You don't want him to miss out.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:24 pm

Is winner the right word?

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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:56 pm

Three cheers for no Rob threepeat


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:58 pm

ROFL lol3 ROFL

Hilarious...nicely done Craig!


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:23 pm

Just a word of advice -- turn off your cellphone for a day or two.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:46 pm

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (Fist Pumping!)


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:17 pm

Omg that was so hilarious! The little boy from deliverance made me lose it.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:43 pm

That shit was funny!  Well done Craig!

Poor Greg


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:47 pm

So Nightmare are pink? I never saw that coming. Said no one, ever.

Great article Craig - that had me in stitches!

ROFL



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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:35 am

Good stuff there. And agree with Bern that I felt a little dirty by the time I got to the end. LOL


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:59 am

I think I read somewhere that Greg likes tea.  Maybe you could sprinkle a few teabags around his new logo to provide some comfort.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:51 am

Neutral


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Naperville Divine
 
 
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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:07 am

Thats all I get in response?  Not a fuck you?  Not a kiss my ass?  Come on...

It takes more energy to hold that frown than it does to smile.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:40 am

I think you have to bait Greg a little more. Or maybe just post a picture of Greg and Joe holding hands to get him riled up.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:49 am

and his emoticon selfie Neutral

#stoic, grumpster, possible stool blockage

wink


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:57 am



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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:59 am

Titletown Tyrants wrote:

Hahahaha ROFL


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:08 pm

Poor Greg.....I guess after all those Miami Tweets you sent me the fantasy gods gotcha!


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:13 pm

Titletown Tyrants wrote:
scared


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:29 pm

That is funny.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:30 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:37 pm

Titletown Tyrants wrote:


Oh shit...you didn't just go there...oh yes you did.
ROTFLMAO


eating popcorn


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:48 pm

I almost feel bad for him... almost.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:49 pm

Titletown Tyrants wrote:



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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:45 am

HAHA. I still giggle looking at that picture even a day later. Although I kind of fear for my life.  laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:52 pm

Titletown Tyrants wrote:
HAHA. I still giggle looking at that picture even a day later. Although I kind of fear for my life.  laughing

looks like you traced your baby dick cunt baby. I've seen clits bigger than that.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:53 pm

California Nightmare wrote:
Titletown Tyrants wrote:
HAHA. I still giggle looking at that picture even a day later. Although I kind of fear for my life.  laughing

looks like you traced your baby dick cunt baby. I've seen clits bigger than that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't know where you were going to go with that, but well done buddy!  laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:10 pm

We need to send the paparazzi out to California to get a picture of Greg smiling. It would be bigger than seeing KISS without their makeup for the first time.


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PostSubject: Re: Race From Pink (A Winner)   Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:32 pm

That shit had me rolling.. Especially the Caitlyn Jenner comment..

I'd be fearful of Greg right now though your phone might be getting blown up over the next few days


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