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 Tales from the Crib 2.3

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California Nightmare
 
 
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PostSubject: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:57 am


Season 2 Episode "Third time is a charm"

Hello bitches!







You know this week’s article is fucked when I start it off with these two. The Bullsballs have not only started the season winless but have also succeeded in scoring the (almost) least amount of points in the league while doing it. It seems as though Ed is chasing down and trying to break Russ’s record from last year by going winless in their first year. That is pretty much what it takes for the Goons to get a W.
Critical contributors:
Oysters > Joe Flacco, LeGarrette Blount, T.Y. Hilton
Goons > Jay Cutler, Ty Montgomery, Cooper Kupp

Nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo.




Bacon, dildoes, dancing foreskins, what in the fuck is going on around here? Whatever it is I love it. With an 0 and 2 start, the Bombers luck continues to implode, proving that having big names on your roster like Tony Romo and Calvin Johnson doesn’t mean your team is any good.
Critical contributors:
Pigskins > Russell Wilson, Devonta Freeman, Michael Crabtree
Bombers > Carson Wentz, Carlos Hyde, Dez Bryant

This little piggy goes wi, wi, win all the way home.




I let my taste buds get in the way last week. The new booty in chapter 5 has come out swinging. The Mean Machine are undefeated and looking to stay that way. Reminds me of another chapter 5 team in their first year that started the season undefeated at 4 and 0. Then the wheels fell off and they didn’t make the playoffs. Don’t forget your shower shoes this week Todd.
Critical contributors:
Steel Cats > Andy Dalton, Kareem Hunt, Jordy Nelson
Mean Machine > Alex Smith, Javorius Allen, Tyreek Hill

Steel Cats drop the soap.




Not much to analyze in this one as the Justice are a bunch of “try hards” and the Golddiggers play in the weakest chapter in the league. No offense Eric.
Critical contributors:
Golddiggers > DeShone Kizer, Bilal Powell, Davante Adams
Justice > Jameis Winston, Todd Gurley, Adam Thielen

@myGolddiggers






The curse of Blake Bortles seems to have finally started to take over in the Brawlers locker room. On the other hand, I discovered there are 10 pornstars with the name Divine. From the looks of things, most of them do anal. I suddenly have to go. So, in closing, the Brawlers are going to get fucked.
Critical contributors:
Divine > Marcus Mariota, LeSean McCoy, Stefon Diggs
Brawlers > Blake Bortles, Ezekiel Elliott, Jarvis Landry

Bend over Russ and take it like a man.



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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:06 am

Awesome news on the 10 stars named Divine. You always can find a silver lining Greg.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:31 am

Steel cats drop the soap...... lol3


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:56 am

Ok, I admit it. I clicked on the Twitter link. Was not disappointed.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:57 am

That is pretty much what it takes for the Goons to get a W.
excited dance excited dance excited dance

the weakest chapter in the league. No offense Eric.
Mad middle finger Mad

On the other hand, I discovered there are 10 pornstars with the name Divine. From the looks of things, most of them do anal. I suddenly have to go.
Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:12 am

Bergen Brawlers wrote:
Ok, I admit it.  I clicked on the Twitter link.  Was not disappointed.

Golddiggers resides in Fresno and is merely a 2 hour drive down HWY 99 from Stockton. Something tells me Greg can now drive that freeway with his eyes closed. Or is this just a coincidence? thinking2


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:20 am

Nevada NightHawks wrote:
Bergen Brawlers wrote:
Ok, I admit it.  I clicked on the Twitter link.  Was not disappointed.

Golddiggers resides in Fresno and is merely a 2 hour drive down HWY 99 from Stockton.  Something tells me Greg can now drive that freeway with his eyes closed.  Or is this just a coincidence?  thinking2  

He certainly won't have two hands on the wheel.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:04 am

Wow lol great job on the article Greg! Enjoyed it


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:24 am

Yeah, I clicked on the twitter link as well. Awesome.

These articles are sweet.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:38 am

Entertaining read as always. Will wait until I am not at work to click on the twitter link.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:07 pm

Charm City Justice wrote:
Entertaining read as always.  Will wait until I am not at work to click on the twitter link.

Good idea.  vote yes    Just a gentlemen's club in California.  As long as you're not planning any trips out West, you can pass it off as an accidental mouse click.  wink


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:42 pm

lol3 "Don't forget your shower shoes Todd"


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:40 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:01 pm

Definitely browsed the Twitter link a bit longer than necessary...


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:08 pm

Maplewood Doppelgangers wrote:
Definitely browsed the Twitter link a bit longer than necessary...

hey

me too!


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:16 pm

laughing

Excellent work as always. Although so far you've been wrong about my matchup both weeks. hopefully that doesn't continue this week!


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:47 pm

My team will not be distracted.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:51 pm

Great article Greg. At least I am the pitcher and not the catcher.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:40 pm

Nice job!!


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:59 pm

Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
Maplewood Doppelgangers wrote:
Definitely browsed the Twitter link a bit longer than necessary...

hey

me too!

Oh yea? Not only did I view their Twitter page, I found their Facebook page too. Don't ask me why. shrug


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:36 pm

Nevada NightHawks wrote:
Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
Maplewood Doppelgangers wrote:
Definitely browsed the Twitter link a bit longer than necessary...

hey

me too!

Oh yea?  Not only did I view their Twitter page, I found their Facebook page too.  Don't ask me why.  shrug

me too!


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:05 pm

say what?


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:37 pm

Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
Nevada NightHawks wrote:
Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
Maplewood Doppelgangers wrote:
Definitely browsed the Twitter link a bit longer than necessary...

hey

me too!

Oh yea?  Not only did I view their Twitter page, I found their Facebook page too.  Don't ask me why.  shrug

me too!

ROFL



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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:31 am

Enjoying the articles.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:24 pm

Naperville Divine wrote:
Great article Greg.  At least I am the pitcher and not the catcher.

sick sick sick


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PostSubject: Re: Tales from the Crib 2.3   Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:30 pm

Finally, someone with some common sense.


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