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Alaska Arsenic
 
 
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PostSubject: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:11 pm


PINK Position Probabilities (Week 2)

Minor League Edition

Welcome to another edition of PINK!

With an odd, but eventful, week 1 in RW it is time to move forward and update the “power rankings” of which team is inching toward the uncharted territory of Minor League PINK.

Owners have stated their surprise at how well the newbies did against the main league owners that are in the minor league.  I, for one, am not surprised at all and will be introducing one of the main leaguers to the color PINK this week in the projections!

However, there can be only one PINK.  It is the most infamous award in RW as PINK truly stands alone.

This week I will be looking at the Week 2 PINK Position Probabilities.

BREAKING NEWS TO THE TEAMS LISTED BELOW:

Promising Prospects

Valhalla Viktors – Not even Garrett’s Minnesota Viking Shaggin’ Wagon could get him to knockout Canada.  In a matchup of teams that wouldn’t beat the cold, the spoils did not go to the Viktors.  A week 2 matchup against an angry Denver franchise could make Valhalla a big winner.  Unfortunately, the prize in this scenario is many more weeks in my PINK articles.

Bottom Line: With Indianapolis Colts parallels, Valhalla is also left waiting for Luck.

Rising Rookies

North Carolina Cobras – Minor League Andy got off to a rough start in Week 1.  An odd CB start of Cre’von LeBlanc paired with locking in ASJ whilst suspended had Garmin thinking they had a new customer on the hook according to Bob.  Andy shot back that it was just first week jitters and he will figure it out before it is too late.  With a Week 2 RW matchup with Maplewood that seemingly mirrors the ineptitude of the Thursday Night Football matchup between the Texans and Bengals, Andy will need to win matches like this to avoid PINK.

Bottom Line: Are the Cobras more like the Texans or Bengals?  Or are they just the J-E-T-S?

Philadelphia Pigskins – This stay may be short for Matt #3 or it just may be a sign of things to come.  With a team built to win, the downfall for the Piggies fell squarely on Coach Matt.  With 9 starters that should have been benched including 2 that laid a football-sized egg, Philadelphia can only look in the mirror as he looks ahead to a week 2 matchup with Riverside Matt.  Another loss may make Matt #3 question front office personnel as Sherwin-Williams drops off PINK paint samples for the stadium walls.

Bottom Line: It isn’t do-or-die yet, but Matt #3 is freaking out!

Tenafly Vipers – A Unicorn knocked out a Viper in week 1 and the RR conference is no longer what we thought it was.  After losing David Johnson for 8-12 weeks, looking at the Vipers’ running backs would make even a mime cringe.  A week 2 matchup with the top dog (gorilla?) in the conference is going to leave Vince Young’s only fan left wondering if snakes can see the color PINK.

Bottom Line: Justin Tucker as your best player is ‘Why Your Team Gonna Lose’.  


Remember ladies and germs, this is just the Week 2 PINK Position Probabilities.  The teams on my list can change!




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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:15 pm

I'm confused... pretty sure the Cobras are in RR! mock


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:19 pm

Maplewood Doppelgangers wrote:
I'm confused... pretty sure the Cobras are in RR! mock

Ah damn. Fixed!


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:05 pm

Hmmm... I'm currently on pace to outscore Arsenic, even without David Johnson, and yet this is a very scientific analysis...





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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:16 pm

This list is total bullshit if the Maplewood Dingleberries are not on it.

Fix it.


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:20 am

Weird not to see my name on these lists Laughing I kinda got used to it.


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:17 am

California Nightmare wrote:
This list is total bullshit if the Maplewood Dingleberries are not on it.

Fix it.

If he loses to the Cobras this week, he will most certainly be on it next week.


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:18 am

Tenafly Vipers wrote:
Hmmm... I'm currently on pace to outscore Arsenic, even without David Johnson, and yet this is a very scientific analysis...


The beauty of being the 1-0 author!


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:17 am

Alaska Arsenic wrote:
California Nightmare wrote:
This list is total bullshit if the Maplewood Dingleberries are not on it.

Fix it.

If he loses to the Cobras this week, he will most certainly be on it next week.  

And I wouldn't blame ya!


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:43 am

I avoided a mention - whoop whoop

**Lowest points score in week 2 I am definitely getting a mention for Week 2!!!


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:53 am

Bottom Line: Are the Cobras more like the Texans or Bengals? Or are they just the J-E-T-S? wrote:

I'd say we are more like the Alsaka Arsenic at 1-1 ... only difference is we put up about 47 more points this week


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:26 am

North Carolina Cobras wrote:


I'd say we are more like the Alsaka Arsenic at 1-1 ... only difference is we put up about 47 more points this week



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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:28 am

Those injured players did me in this week. I'm not worried about it long term. The Packers looked like shit yesterday too, but are still among Super Bowl favorites.


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:34 am

Alaska Arsenic wrote:
Those injured players did me in this week.  I'm not worried about it long term.  The Packers looked like shit yesterday too, but are still among Super Bowl favorites.  

Not gonna lie I actually felt bad when Jordy & Mike Daniels were injured. I think I still would have won if they were healthy but that is a shitty way to end the night.


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:42 pm

Looks like Icam 1-1 and could very well lead the chapter in scoring after 2 weeks. Come on Tenafly, I have the running backs......


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:13 pm

the article you dont want to be mentioned in... Nice work Go Jo


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:26 am

I agree. You dont want to be mentioned at all in this article scared


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:03 am

I'm sure I'll be mentioned next week. 0-2 start, not good.


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PostSubject: Re: PINK Position Probability - Week 2   Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:24 am

I'm just playing possum...all part of my master plan...great article tho brother.



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