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PostSubject: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 12:42 pm

Well, making a video sounded like it would be a time saver but far from it.  Anyway, did it and it's processing/loading/whatever so it'll work when it works I suppose.

WARNING: Don't play this video around kids, your mom, for some of you...your wives, animals with tender sensibilities, in your workplace if you'd like to keep your job, in public because I said so, on an airplane because you shouldn't do anything on an airplane but sit down and shut up and many other things I don't have time to lay out for you snowflakes.



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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:01 pm

Damn, those kids and crickets are loud. Thought they were across a street but theyre across a damn field.

Everything sounds good! Thanks, Andrew!

"starring: a man and his wood" rofl


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:02 pm

AWESOME... Never said this before to anyone but nice wood. Think you kept the cursing under 200 but now I'll have to replay it 50 times and count them. Freakin OCD.

AND THE DAMN CRICKETS.. holy crap.

Thanks for the update! Enjoy your hiatus.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:04 pm

Thoughts:

Goal under 10 minutes, finishes in 9:59. Mission accomplished.
That is an impressive amount of wood.
Enjoy your break and doing whatever it is you are doing during your break.
Nice shirt.
Also, I should have done this, but anyone who reads this before they watch the video, can I get a fuck count?


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:08 pm

This isn't a state of the Union.. This is a state of the Little League.

Jerk. Evil laugh wink


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:14 pm

Those are frogs, not crickets and kids are monsters. Nice wood babe! I'm a little jealous you shaved for Jon but wont for me... laughing


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:21 pm

I vote for more video instructions and less written ones.  Love watching the videos here.  The distractions are what crack me up.  I heard the kids making noise, and I was like: "Doesn't he hear them?"  Next thing I know, your concentration is broken as we have to go see the kids.  ROTFLMAO

What was the main lesson I learned in all this?  The Little League draft will not begin until July so Mac can play. Evil laugh


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:46 pm

For some reason it always feels a bit more real after Andy puts out the video. I'm getting excited to see this take off.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:51 pm

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I'm a little jealous you shaved for Jon but wont for me... laughing

That's shaving!? Looks pretty damn beardy to me!


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:55 pm

Bern said, "What was the main lesson I learned in all this? The Little League draft will not begin until July so Mac can play."

Not so fast my friend....I offered to back out two times, he begged me to stay (well maybe not begged)..saying a man of my wisdom, experience, age (fake news) would be a valuable asset to the league ( hehe )

Great video! Information and entertaining...best looking wood pile I've ever seen, almost looks like a work of art...enjoy your break, thanks for your hard work!

Not a fan of "Lil League" though


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 1:59 pm

Thank you for the update. You are seriously awesome for putting it in video form. Enjoy the break you deserve it!


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 2:13 pm

For some reason I always imagined you hissing and retreating any time sunlight touched you.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 2:15 pm

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
For some reason I always imagined you hissing and retreating any time sunlight touched you.  


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LOL...


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 2:24 pm

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Those are frogs, not crickets and kids are monsters. Nice wood babe! I'm a little jealous you shaved for Jon but wont for me... laughing

Interesting that his wood is so long. My wife complains that my wood isn't that long. She said they make something to help with making your wood longer. I went to the hardware store and asked if they had anything to help with my wood and they said no. Told me to go see my doctor. I laughed. What can a doctor do to help me handle my wood.



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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 2:52 pm

North Carolina Cobras wrote:
Mrs. Eternals wrote:
Those are frogs, not crickets and kids are monsters. Nice wood babe! I'm a little jealous you shaved for Jon but wont for me... laughing

Interesting that his wood is so long. My wife complains that my wood isn't that long. She said they make something to help with making your wood longer. I went to the hardware store and asked if they had anything to help with my wood and they said no. Told me to go see my doctor. I laughed. What can a doctor do to help me handle my wood.


Don't worry about the length of wood.  I've been to Lowes several times and they have wood of all lengths.  The main thing is to have hardwood.  Houses nowadays are all about hardwood, so you gotta have hardwood.  I don't think the wife will complain about that.  Besides, with hardwood throughout the house, how is your wife's decorating skills.  Do the carpets match the drapes?  surprised  I mean, none of my business because I've never been invited to your house.  But complaining about just the wood is kind of one-sided if you ask me. shrug


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 3:18 pm

Boom...my team mentioned in its first state of the union.  LOL

Seriously, thanks for putting this together, pretty frickin' awesome.  More impressed with this league every day and we haven't even done anything football related yet.

Nice wood pile
Nicer shirt
Enjoy the break


Whiskey Creek Gadabouts wrote:
This isn't a state of the Union.. This is a state of the Little League.  

Jerk.  Evil laugh wink
Of course that's all he talked about.  The minor league is the future!!!


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 3:26 pm

Your a very handsome photogenic man! Great color choice too! Beautiful background with the nature sounds and then that manly beard moustaki and shades with the dark shirt! Well done sir! Well done!

You make Eternal Darkness shine like a beautiful rainbow!


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 3:40 pm

Tarpon Springs RedKnights wrote:
Your a very handsome photogenic man! Great color choice too! Beautiful background with the nature sounds and then that manly beard moustaki and shades with the dark shirt! Well done sir! Well done!

You make Eternal Darkness shine like a beautiful rainbow!

I laughed at this much harder than I should have. Andrew shines like a beautiful rainbow. I bet he's been called that so many times, but one more doesn't hurt Sty.. one more doesn't hurt.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 3:57 pm

Great video Andy.

Nice wood! Does the bark hurt?


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 4:17 pm

Enjoyed the credits... Cool


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 5:41 pm

ROFL

Appreciate the shaving effort. One hair was two hairs more than I could have rightfully expected...!


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 5:43 pm

laughing

fuck-count was about par for the course. And I agree, kids are the worst


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 5:50 pm

There might be some crickets out there but like Val said, the frogs in the pond next to the house get rockin like that nearly every day and I love it. The kids on the other hand...

At night thought, I'll tell you what....we're gonna be out there tonight having a fire and it's awesome!

I like doing the videos but I need to remember...they are not faster....and I need a camera-chick like Sty has some times.

I'll share what I'm doing with my time off down the road a bit...I just realized a while back that I have to schedule some time to do things because the day to day here is absurd. I like it but it's ridiculous how little free time I really have.

Thanks and glad you guys enjoyed it. Maybe a campfire video some time...


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 5:56 pm

Thanks Andrew! Sounds great to me. My June is slammed and July is wide open so you little leaguers are gonna feel my wrath. make fun


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Fri May 26, 2017 10:58 pm

That wood pile is manly.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sat May 27, 2017 5:14 am

The draft is not going to happen until somewhere between July 5 and July 15. Why? Because I'm a dick!

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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sat May 27, 2017 5:18 am

You thought the frogs were loud in that video...last night at the fire Valerie was throwing rocks into the pond in an attempt to shut them up ROTFLMAO I knew it wouldn't work.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sat May 27, 2017 7:43 am



10-minute long video, I was expecting a few commercial breaks. Next video, How about some footage of those loud-ass frogs (and the crickets announce "action") like you are on safari in your backyard. Let's get some creativity going with this project.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sat May 27, 2017 10:13 am

Haha. Done.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sun May 28, 2017 1:00 pm

Should we be worried about these "other things" you will be working on... It's not a coup d'etat is it??


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sun May 28, 2017 2:08 pm

Nice !!! Christmas in July coming soon


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sun May 28, 2017 4:04 pm

Atlanta Africans wrote:
Should we be worried about these "other things" you will be working on... It's not a coup d'etat is it??

If I can't say it then you shouldn't be afraid of it....coooopduhtatttttt


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sun May 28, 2017 7:03 pm

I love the frogs. I miss hearing them at night but none where I live now.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sun May 28, 2017 8:16 pm

Been away with the kids and wife all weekend without headphones, so haven't been able to listen yet. The comments have me eagerly anticipating the scenery and frogs though...


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sun May 28, 2017 8:19 pm

North Wales Knights wrote:
Been away with the kids and wife all weekend without headphones, so haven't been able to listen yet.  The comments have me eagerly anticipating the scenery and frogs though...

Yeah, I'd wait til the wife and kids aren't around. Andy swears like a sailor!


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Sun May 28, 2017 9:35 pm

July it is...... good for or me since I have nothing going on I July anyway.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Mon May 29, 2017 7:21 am

Great information. Even though it might take longer to discuss these events via video it is nice to see the Pres appearance now and again. Mr. G asked me if I was in a league with our family from Chicago. They swear worse than sailors. The F word is an adjective, noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, predicate and appears in all of their run on sentences .......I said no that is just Andy. wink


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Tue May 30, 2017 9:05 pm

It was all little league.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Wed May 31, 2017 4:05 pm

Very entertaining!!!

Highlights include:

-Those fucking heathens at the middle school

-"Why? Because I'm a dick"

-Andy's got a nice wood pile.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Wed May 31, 2017 6:42 pm

Nice video, that is a very impressive wood stack!
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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Wed May 31, 2017 6:44 pm

Also I have the same issue at my house, damn school for delequints right next door and they are so damn loud playing basketball all the time


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Wed May 31, 2017 7:09 pm

DUDE, great video. you should do this daily metal2


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Wed May 31, 2017 7:33 pm

Valhalla Viktors wrote:
DUDE, great video.  you should do this daily metal2
good post


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Wed May 31, 2017 7:41 pm

Maplewood Doppelgangers wrote:
Valhalla Viktors wrote:
DUDE, great video.  you should do this daily metal2
good post
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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Wed May 31, 2017 7:49 pm

Kalamazoo Nukes wrote:
Maplewood Doppelgangers wrote:
Valhalla Viktors wrote:
DUDE, great video.  you should do this daily metal2
good post
agree

3 days of Andy rambling at work isn't enough! I need 7!


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:18 am

Rolling Eyes try being married to the guy Ben. 7 days is overkill, trust me.


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:25 am

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Rolling Eyes try being married to the guy Ben. 7 days is overkill, trust me.
lol3


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:29 am

Mrs. Eternals wrote:
Rolling Eyes try being married to the guy Ben. 7 days is overkill, trust me.
rofl Good thing there is only 24 hours in a day then!


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:36 am

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
Atlanta Africans wrote:
Should we be worried about these "other things" you will be working on... It's not a coup d'etat is it??

If I can't say it then you shouldn't be afraid of it....coooopduhtatttttt

Financing a new boat purchase?
Leasing a new car?


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PostSubject: Re: 2017 State of the Union address ****NSFA (not safe for anyone)****   Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:14 am

Mrs. Eternals wrote:
Rolling Eyes try being married to the guy Ben. 7 days is overkill, trust me.



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