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PostSubject: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:15 pm

Warning!  
Once again I made a video and it didn't end up with a PG rating so make sure kids, possibly women, sensitive pets and your wiener (don't be gross!) are put away before clicking PLAY.

Any hate mail can just be posted to this thread.  



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:37 pm

Thank you for your confidence in me and I accept entrance into the main league.

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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:43 pm

Apalachicola Oysters wrote:
Thank you for your confidence in me and I accept entrance into the main league.

Apa-fucking-lachi-fucking-cola Oysters

Very excited to have you aboard sir! No doubt you're a great fit for us. yay


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:43 pm

Congrats to the new owners! Let's go Bern, come to DD. Or are you scared?


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:48 pm

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No doubt you're a great fit for us.  yay



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:49 pm

Mark and the Maple Grove Mean Machine have accepted our invitation! Congratulations Mark!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:56 pm

Thanks for the video update. Congrats to the new owners.

All good. Apart from that beard. What the absolute fuck is that?

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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:00 pm

England Dragons wrote:
Thanks for the video update. Congrats to the new owners.

All good. Apart from that beard. What the absolute fuck is that?

dizzy


How dare you sir! I shave when I feel like it which isn't often. The hair on top is wicked long too. Actually planning on taking care of that tonight but now that some cozy smug cunt from abroad is running his fish-n-chips lovin' mouth I might just protest grooming even longer. That'll teach you fuckin' English twats (pronounced TWawwwwwwwTS)!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:05 pm

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
England Dragons wrote:
Thanks for the video update. Congrats to the new owners.

All good. Apart from that beard. What the absolute fuck is that?

dizzy


How dare you sir!  I shave when I feel like it which isn't often.  The hair on top is wicked long too.  Actually planning on taking care of that tonight but now that some cozy smug cunt from abroad is running his fish-n-chips lovin' mouth I might just protest grooming even longer.  That'll teach you fuckin' English twats (pronounced TWawwwwwwwTS)!!!!

tongue

I expect our esteemed leader, special enough to get 2 fucking birthdays a year, to present a better version of himself than with that abomination on your face.

The Donald Duck hat was an improvement as it took the viewer's eye away from that chin growing horror.

I can only imagine how Valerie feels... wink

And don't you dare slight fish and chips. Nectar of the fucking Gods. Mad



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:06 pm

Oh, and glad to have Ed and Mark on board already. Can't wait to see who has the balls to try the better conference, winner of the last 2 RWSB's.

Chris left a nice team behind, too.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:12 pm

England Dragons wrote:
Minnesota Eternals wrote:
England Dragons wrote:
Thanks for the video update. Congrats to the new owners.

All good. Apart from that beard. What the absolute fuck is that?

dizzy


How dare you sir!  I shave when I feel like it which isn't often.  The hair on top is wicked long too.  Actually planning on taking care of that tonight but now that some cozy smug cunt from abroad is running his fish-n-chips lovin' mouth I might just protest grooming even longer.  That'll teach you fuckin' English twats (pronounced TWawwwwwwwTS)!!!!

tongue

I expect our esteemed leader, special enough to get 2 fucking birthdays a year, to present a better version of himself than with that abomination on your face.

The Donald Duck hat was an improvement as it took the viewer's eye away from that chin growing horror.

I can only imagine how Valerie feels...  wink

And don't you dare slight fish and chips. Nectar of the fucking Gods.  Mad


ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO Yep...


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:18 pm

Bob - "JUSTIN is going to manage my team? Fuck that give it away! Shit!"


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:20 pm

Well, isn't that special! I'm on record saying that I want a TT team.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:40 pm

England Dragons wrote:
Oh, and glad to have Ed and Mark on board already. Can't wait to see who has the balls to try the better conference, winner of the last 2 RWSB's.

Chris left a nice team behind, too.

That will be interesting. Maybe with 3 new people over there, they'll improve their Week 16 Record. I mean, it's not likely, but stranger things have happened. (see... Trump, Donald and Exit,Britain) ;)


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:55 pm

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Bob -  "JUSTIN is going to manage my team?  Fuck that give it away!  Shit!"  

ROFL



Congratulations, and welcome to all the new owners...great to have you as part of the main league, well deserved!!   party4


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:03 pm

Bill has accepted our invitation. excited dance Congratulations and welcome to the show sir!


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:04 pm

Just waiting on you know who....



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:07 pm

Congrats to the new owners! Excited to see how the dispersal draft plays out.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:30 pm

Thanks for having me aboard. As I said in my email to Andy accepting the invite, I wish my spot had come for some reason other than Bob's health issues, but I nonetheless look forward to competing with everyone.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:37 pm

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Thanks for having me aboard.  As I said in my email to Andy accepting the invite, I wish my spot had come for some reason other than Bob's health issues, but I nonetheless look forward to competing with everyone.

The opportunity would have come eventually either way and Bob will be back. The league has only gained.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:03 pm

Grats to the new guys!

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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:25 pm

I'm going to have to leave the forums for awhile during the dispersal draft. Just thinking about it pains me.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:32 pm

Looking forward to 2017!  

And Ed better get his ass over in TT -- I need someone to smack around a few times each year.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:33 pm

Congratulations to all the new owners.

As for the hat, it gives balance to the marriage. While Andy is usually fucking goofy all the time, Val can say she is fucking Donald Duck on occasion.

Can somebody tell me why Andy forgets where he is when the lighting changes?


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:34 pm

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
Bob -  "JUSTIN is going to manage my team?  Fuck that give it away!  Shit!"  


rofl rofl


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:34 pm

It does suck that the Decatur Demons are being split up. As the holder of their 2018 1st round pick, this sucks.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:51 pm

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I'm going to have to leave the forums for awhile during the dispersal draft.  Just thinking about it pains me.

What? That all of your players will be on the back side of the draft???/


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:30 pm

And Bern is -



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:36 pm

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Looking forward to 2017!  

And Ed better get his ass over in TT -- I need someone to smack around a few times each year.

With that team???



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:44 pm

Welcome everybody.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:18 pm

IIRC Joe didn't participate in RFA last year.   Add in 3 new owners to the TT and we should have a very interesting RFA, especially if one or two of the owners that have been hoarding WBs enter into the fray.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:20 pm

Thanks Andy. Anybody get a fuck count on this video, there's quite a healthy string of them around the 9min mark it definately jacked up the fpm (fuck per minute) average.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:22 pm

Maybe some of those cheap fucks in TT will actually spend some WB's this year. high five


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:23 pm

Muskego Muskies wrote:
Thanks Andy. Anybody get a fuck count on this video, there's quite a healthy string of them around the 9min mark it definately jacked up the fpm (fuck per minute) average.

Haha! I thought the same thing while watching it. I don't have the ambition to go back and watch it again, but if anyone has 17 spare minutes that would be a funny number. I'm guessing 35 fucks.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:58 pm

WELCOME ABOARD GUYS!!!


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:09 pm

Thanks all! Looking forward to it.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:15 am

Great news and great video Andy! Way better than having to read all that shit...

Welcome to the dance guys...

WHERE THE FUCK IS BERN?!?!? lol



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:51 am



Work is nuts and I just got home about an hour ago.  Logged on, and there's a very important email that I need to respond to.  The e-mail is now 12 hours old, and I'm given a choice of whether to take over the Outlaws in the DD, or do a dispersal draft in the TT?  Or is Andy so impatient, that since I hadn't responded yet, he's moved on and given the choice to the next up man?  But knowing how patient Andy is, I figure I still have at least 24 more hours to decide. 



No?  I didn't think so.  I know I was getting ahead of myself, but I've kind of looked over this scenario when a few of the retirements were announced.  For me, my RWTC roster had Melvin Gordon, Sterling Sheppard, and Tyrell Williams on my offensive roster, and those same 3 players are on the Outlaws roster as well.  So, I was already leaning towards the Outlaws roster.  And since I was given a choice, I just had to go with it.  So if the offer is still out there, I'd like to join DD and take over the Outlaws roster.  NightHawk fans are Super-Stoked!



To say I'm excited, is an understatement.  mario banana Thanks a lot for the invite!  But for now, I gotta hit the sack.



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:45 am

Now that Bern has finally shown up and made shit official.

Congrats to Bern and his DD entry.
Congrats to Mark, Ed, and Bill for their TT entry.

Welcome to the RW guys.  Good luck and enjoy!

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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:52 am

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I'd like to join DD and take over the Outlaws roster. 



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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:26 am

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And Ed better get his ass over in TT

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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:33 am

Love the video Andy!

Also welcome new owners


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:45 am

YESSSSSSSS!!!! Awesome Bern, couldn't be happier that this is all set. Andy, hurry up and get him in so we can bombard Bern with offers!

Can't wait, and can't wait until the dispersal draft! Freaking awesome!!!


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:46 am

Looks like it is time to start researching dispersal draft assets, as well as reading the bylaws. Busy times at RW.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:58 am

Norfolk Bombers wrote:
Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
I'm going to have to leave the forums for awhile during the dispersal draft.  Just thinking about it pains me.

What? That all of your players will be on the back side of the draft???/


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Laughing Let's go with that!


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:09 am

Great video Andy. Love the moustaki and beard you look frikken awesome! Val is a lucky girl.

Awesome to hear, I am very glad we have some solid new owners and very excited that Bern is joining DD. I always had a bit of a hard time trading with Chris so hopefully Bern will be more up to it.
Welcome everyone!


Props also on the setting you chose. As a Dictator I like the camera angle you chose of us "looking up at you", The paintings/posters in the background were awesome, and nice touch with the hat/credits. Video gets a 09/10. Would have been a 10/10 if Val was in it as well.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:18 am

Apalachicola Oysters wrote:
Bergen Brawlers wrote:
And Ed better get his ass over in TT

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Only in Roster Wars do you get Christmas in January!  Now I just need to find our thread.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:21 am

Well, I'd just like to say that it's an honor to be included in the rookie class with Bern, Mark and Bill - - - all stand up guys.  Wish you all the best of luck and let's see who can follow in Nick's footsteps for best rookie performance.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:20 am

Hey nice video Andy, wife wandered in half way through wondering what all the Fucks were about but I love it.

Well done all the new owners: Mark, Bern, Bill and Ed congrats guys.

Gutted not to make the cut this time, but it's ok and I will enjoy and do what I can to help the pre-season league.


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PostSubject: Re: An important 2017 update    Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:57 am

Congratulations to the Quad Mob of RW's! Exciting!


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