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PostSubject: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 12:38 pm



You only roast the ones you love. Ahhh, what a saying. What a tradition. And it is the offseason, so what the hell? Let's roast eachother. One by one, we will go through rosters, franchise moves, the draft, and any personal thing you can find funny about the owner in an attempt to show your respect for them. Please take everything with a grain of salt, no hard feelings, and if someone tears you apart, go after them in their roast. Without further ado, I open up our final roast of Eric from the Kane County Good Squad!




Man I love Eric's logo. Just badass. But it is a shame that a logo can't get you wins, which Eric is 11-25 overall, or money, which Eric has was $0. Poor guy.

It has been said that Eric had to take over one of the worst franchises. Just in bad shape. Do you feel sorry for him? I think he will look great in pink taking another girl to prom:


I should not make fun. Eric always supplies RW with plenty of good entertainment in the means of pictures, but does he really like looking at those pictures? After putting on that pink suit Eric may start posting pictures of girls with a little bulge in their pants. It is never chicks with dicks Eric, It is always dudes with tits.

Just having fun with you Eric, you are a blast around here. Chin up and take TT by storm this year!

Last one, don't hold anything back if you have anything juicy on Eric!


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:13 pm

Just look at his roster.

troll


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:55 pm

I DONT THINK HE CAN HEAR U, SPEAK UP


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:18 pm

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
Just look at his roster.

troll

THATS ALL YOU GOT?


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:20 pm

Atlanta Africans wrote:
I DONT THINK HE CAN HEAR U, SPEAK UP
YOUR COMMENT IS MORE LAME THAN THE TROLL DUDE


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:43 pm

Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
Just look at his roster.

troll

THATS ALL YOU GOT?

I mean, really, that's all I need.



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:50 pm

Atlanta Africans wrote:
I DONT THINK HE CAN HEAR U, SPEAK UP

lol3

11 wins with what he was given is actually pretty damn impressive...as I look over the roster I'm actually rather impressed but this is a roast so....



You own Kenny fuckin' Britt....


Good luck with that.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:19 pm

yeah, that was a little better - got a chuckle outta that one


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:26 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:09 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:14 pm

If the Roster Wars teams were pictures in Eric's lady thread, his team would be something like this:



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:16 pm

I feel like I could use the above photo for Sihao's avatar. thinking2 Looks like what the owner of the San Diego Killers would have looked like as he ruined that franchise.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:52 pm

Philadelphia Pigskins wrote:
If the Roster Wars teams were pictures in Eric's lady thread, his team would be something like this:


sick sick sick


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:15 pm

San Diego Killers Give:

Joe Flacco
Dez Bryant

Jersey Legionnaires Give:

Josh Freeman
Kenny Britt

My favorite trade ever.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:39 pm

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
San Diego Killers Give:

Joe Flacco
Dez Bryant

Jersey Legionnaires Give:

Josh Freeman
Kenny Britt

My favorite trade ever.

I did not know the word "RAPE" was spelled "TRADE."

Good to know.  wink


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:06 pm

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
San Diego Killers Give:

Joe Flacco
Dez Bryant

Jersey Legionnaires Give:

Josh Freeman
Kenny Britt

My favorite trade ever.

OUCH!! that's better - that one stung


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:08 pm

Eric always comes in last. He's even last being roasted.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:10 pm

Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
San Diego Killers Give:

Joe Flacco
Dez Bryant

Jersey Legionnaires Give:

Josh Freeman
Kenny Britt

My favorite trade ever.

OUCH!! that's better - that one stung

Yeah but that's not on you. Kind of irrelevant. However...

This one was ALL you.

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Mohawk Ridge Marauders gave up:
McFadden, Darren OAK RB
Year 2014 Draft Pick 7.05
Year 2015 Round 2 Draft Pick from Kane County Goon Squad

Kane County Goon Squad gave up:
Woodhead, Danny SDC RB
Gresham, Jermaine CIN TE
Year 2014 Draft Pick 2.05
Year 2014 Draft Pick 2.11
$3.00 in blind bidding

How's McFadden's arm after hurting it trying to catch his phone? Never going to be the same huh? That's a god damned shame. Never going to be able to straighten it again...

troll

Not like he could stiff arm a fucking 12 year old anyway.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:11 pm

Oh and you use caps lock a lot!


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 24- Kane County Goon Squad (Eric)   Wed Sep 07, 2016 12:58 am

Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
Kane County Goon Squad wrote:
Mohawk Ridge Marauders wrote:
San Diego Killers Give:

Joe Flacco
Dez Bryant

Jersey Legionnaires Give:

Josh Freeman
Kenny Britt

My favorite trade ever.

OUCH!! that's better - that one stung

Yeah but that's not on you.  Kind of irrelevant.  However...

This one was ALL you.

Quote :
Mohawk Ridge Marauders gave up:
McFadden, Darren OAK RB
Year 2014 Draft Pick 7.05
Year 2015 Round 2 Draft Pick from Kane County Goon Squad

Kane County Goon Squad gave up:
Woodhead, Danny SDC RB
Gresham, Jermaine CIN TE
Year 2014 Draft Pick 2.05
Year 2014 Draft Pick 2.11
$3.00 in blind bidding

How's McFadden's arm after hurting it trying to catch his phone?  Never going to be the same huh?  That's a god damned shame.  Never going to be able to straighten it again...

troll

Not like he could stiff arm a fucking 12 year old anyway

was going to say something about that trade but I wasn't 100% sure that wasn't my trade - I think I took over shortly after that

as far as the McFadden deal - at least he was good for a year


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