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Titletown Tyrants
 
 
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PostSubject: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Tue Aug 23, 2016 1:09 pm



You only roast the ones you love. Ahhh, what a saying. What a tradition. And it is the offseason, so what the hell? Let's roast eachother. One by one, we will go through rosters, franchise moves, the draft, and any personal thing you can find funny about the owner in an attempt to show your respect for them. Please take everything with a grain of salt, no hard feelings, and if someone tears you apart, go after them in their roast. Without further ado, I open up the roast of Carla, of the Indiana Mayhem!




Oh Carla, Carla, Carla. We have come so far. I hope I don't ruin the progress we have made in our relationship after this. Carla is the only female of the DOC. She proves to us all that most women know nothing about fantasy football.

Carla is taking Brian's team and running it through the crapper. We now see who the master mind was. Since the icky separation, we have seen a once successful franchise spiral out of control.

Andrew Luck is a good QB. He is young, loves to turn the ball over, and it is a good thing you have Fitzmagic to pair with him. That will work out for you...

Carla's RB's look the part. But Zeke has never played an NFL down, so we can't crown him. Looks to be injury prone, good pick.

You traded away Mike Evans, and in part got back Treadwell. It is a good thing Checkdown Teddy will maximize his talents. I see Justin Hunter 2.0.

Do you seriously not have a starting TE yet? Holy crap. That is a brilliant strategy in a TE friendly scoring system. Love it.

Most of you don't know this, but Carla is actually Andy Dalton's twin sister.

That is all I have for now. Carla, you are one of the best sports around, tough as nails, and you define an avid fantasy lifer. You are dedicated to the craft, as all of your twitter followers know. You bring up the value of RW and I am happy to have you in DD as a competitor.

Don't be gentle guys, she can take it!


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:01 pm

Mayhem is very descriptive.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Tue Aug 23, 2016 6:56 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:08 pm

ROTFLMAO


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:31 pm

When you joined and said you were learning IDP...

You probably listened to Sty too much, that's the only explanation for carrying 6 CBs!!!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:17 pm

Until last year Carla thought that IDP meant In Da Purse. Actually, from the looks of her squad, she may still think that's what IDP means.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Wed Aug 24, 2016 4:19 am



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Wed Aug 24, 2016 11:08 am

Watch it Rob Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Wed Aug 24, 2016 11:09 am

Bergen Brawlers wrote:
Until last year Carla thought that IDP meant In Da Purse.  Actually, from the looks of her squad, she may still think that's what IDP means.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Wed Aug 24, 2016 11:13 am

When men mow...........



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Wed Aug 24, 2016 1:24 pm

Oh yeah, and Joey Bosa.  rofl rofl rofl rofl


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Wed Aug 24, 2016 3:48 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Wed Aug 24, 2016 4:19 pm

Look at your TE's Carla. Just look at em. LOOK AT EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the serious fuck? Is there a plan? Your fans be like...



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 21- Indiana Mayhem (Carla)   Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:46 pm

What TE's I cant see them.


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