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Titletown Tyrants
 
 
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PostSubject: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:02 pm



You only roast the ones you love. Ahhh, what a saying. What a tradition. And it is the offseason, so what the hell? Let's roast eachother. One by one, we will go through rosters, franchise moves, the draft, and any personal thing you can find funny about the owner in an attempt to show your respect for them. Please take everything with a grain of salt, no hard feelings, and if someone tears you apart, go after them in their roast. Without further ado, I open up the roast of Han-Yang, of the San Francisco Golddiggers!


I have been made fun of for having RG3 on my roster. Not once, but on several occasions. So what can you say about a guy that has Geno Smith on his roster? Let's hope that Tanny or Matty Ice don't go down.

Han-Yang has one of the better RB groups in TT, but he did it at the expense of his WR's. Has nothing behind OBJ and Cooks. Would LOVE to play him week 5 or 8. Dang.

Overall his roster is solid, so let's make fun of him for being a 49er fan.


That is pretty weird Han-Yang. Pretty weird.

This is really weak. There are just a couple guys in RW that I struggle to find things on, so let some of the originals dig something deep. Has he been known for a really bad trade years ago? Any dirt? Help me, because HY is really nice and a model owner. But we can't let him off the hook!


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:46 pm

You need more Ammo than Colin Kaepernick being on this roster???



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:17 pm

Remember this:

San Francisco Golddiggers

Hang-Yan, the San Francisco mascot, I mean Team Owner had this to say about his two first round picks, “best available player at both spots.” I pressed him a little more and got this incoherent response, “Looking for Thomas to be a WR4/5 this year. Moving up to WR3 next year. Hopefully won't need many starts from him this year. Jack has enough talent to balance the injury risk. And from what I can tell, it's a injury that will shorten his career but doesn't affect his short term potential.” Huh? What the hell just happened? I give up.

The MEAN MACHINE’s Take: If Miles can stay healthy, he will be at two legs up on Kane County. Maybe even three legs up, or two legs and an arm. I realize Miles Jack has the short-term potential to be really great, but isn’t this a Dynasty League. Don’t you want your players to stickaround for the long term? Go figure.

DRAFT GRADE: (C)LEANING THE GUN.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:27 pm

I wonder which of those plentiful scrubs Han-Yang plans to dumb by week 8 so he can have an active kicker? As far as trashing him, really when you see a guy is a Niners fan is there any need? Sure it could be worse (Browns, Raiders or Lions) but being a 49ers fan is a rough time.

Since Han-Yang is a pretty quiet dude, I'll just throw out a few things that COULD be the cause....

1. He's busy dousing his WR corps with gasoline

2. He's on the phone with 2013 to see if there any type of warranty on those QBs

3. He's looking at his RBs and realizing this could go south in a hurry.



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:16 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:20 pm

Was that a "SCOREBOARD" burn, Jon?   laughing laughing laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:02 pm

Titletown Tyrants wrote:
Was that a "SCOREBOARD" burn, Jon?   laughing laughing laughing

A championship scoreboard burn, no less.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:03 pm

Keep it coming. Motivation.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:04 pm

What you should really do is look for my Cam Newton debacle.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:03 pm

Ha-Yang... You can tell he likes to ride his bicycle. I also like to ride bicycles.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:35 am



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Thu Aug 11, 2016 6:47 am

Killing me softly.
And I rode a bike for the first time in 15 years last summer and almost killed myself.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:06 am

You should step away from Fantasy Football for 15 years....I don't see it getting any better for you.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:16 am

The Golddigers are so bad that they couldn't even beat out the Minions for the division.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:36 am

True. You do not lie.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:06 pm

Your team is like digging for gold, but not the good kind of gold tongue . Just leaves your finger covered in dirty boogers, just like your team mock


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 18- San Francisco Golddiggers (Han-Yang)   Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:05 pm

The gold diggers:



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