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Titletown Tyrants
 
 
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PostSubject: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:11 pm



You only roast the ones you love. Ahhh, what a saying. What a tradition. And it is the offseason, so what the hell? Let's roast eachother. One by one, we will go through rosters, franchise moves, the draft, and any personal thing you can find funny about the owner in an attempt to show your respect for them. Please take everything with a grain of salt, no hard feelings, and if someone tears you apart, go after them in their roast. Without further ado, I open up the roast of our newest member, Joe, of the North Wales Knights!




Joe just got a team in RW, so let's break him in like Bill Clinton broke Monica in, deep with a cigar.

Joe seems like a good guy. He has been solid in his time at RW, but I have to ask, why the fuck did you get that tattoo on your head Joe?


You are making the team your own with a couple of trades and all I can say is: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Wake me up when you grow some balls. Jesus Man, you are making Hilldog look like a full grown man (Not like she needed any help).

I will not rip on your roster yet, because you haven't had time to ruin the good work Mike has done over the years. Mike won the division last year, so all I can say is don't fuck it up. Ride the coat tails.

In all seriousness, glad to have you be part of the big leagues. I look forward to getting to know you more, and I hope some people break you in good here!


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:29 pm

Fucking newbies. Making loads of trades. Jealous.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:19 pm

League Champ is bitter. laughing This time next year he'll be bitter and broken.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:21 pm

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
League Champ is bitter.  laughing This time next year he'll be bitter and broken.  

My roast was weeks ago!

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PostSubject: Re: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:41 am

England Dragons wrote:
Minnesota Eternals wrote:
League Champ is bitter.  laughing This time next year he'll be bitter and broken.  

My roast was weeks ago!

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Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:44 am

Joe is a rookie. Fuckin rookies.

The bastard actually sends trade offers. Sure they are bad, but hey, I'm not complaining.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:44 am

On a side note, we should all get together and get Roster Wars tattoos vote yes


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:10 am

Morrison Minions wrote:
On a side note, we should all get together and get Roster Wars tattoos vote yes

...on our foreheads!


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 16- North Wales Knights (Joe)   Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:54 pm

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
Morrison Minions wrote:
On a side note, we should all get together and get Roster Wars tattoos vote yes

...on our foreheads!  

May I recommend a thumb and a finger in the shape of an...


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