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Titletown Tyrants
 
 
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PostSubject: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:00 am



You only roast the ones you love. Ahhh, what a saying. What a tradition. And it is the offseason, so what the hell? Let's roast eachother. One by one, we will go through rosters, franchise moves, the draft, and any personal thing you can find funny about the owner in an attempt to show your respect for them. Please take everything with a grain of salt, no hard feelings, and if someone tears you apart, go after them in their roast. Without further ado, I open up the roast of Russ, of the Bergen Brawlers!




Russ, I would like to start out by mentioning that your logo is one of my favorites in the league. It is clever, takes me back to my childhood, but you are not a Brawler. Not one bit.

In going through Russ' roster, it made me laugh when I saw Joe Flacco's name. Joe Flacco is not elite, and either is your team. You are pretty fortunate you play in TT, because if you played in a better conference you would surely be in the runnings for pink. As it stands you will probably finish in the 9-11 range in TT.

Good thing you have Zeke, because besides a child beater you have nothing else at RB. Way to show your morals by housing that dirtbag.

I giggled when I saw Justin Blackmon, but I giggled even more when I looked at what else you have at WR. Is Marcus Wheaton really the best WR you have this year? Is that a true thing? Holy balls.

I see you are going with the LB By Committee approach. 18 Linebackers. 18 is probably the same number of points you will get from them combined on a weekly basis.

Russ, you are a valued member of RW, and the league got stronger when you joined. You have great insight, you are knowledgeable, and funny. Thanks for taking this in stride!

ATTACK!


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:35 am

Winsted Psychos wrote:
Bergen Brawlers wrote:
The Bergen Brawlers will take on Apalachicola in week 14.  It's really the logical choice.  How could I not set up a Nightmare-Psychos matchup?



Very interesting strategy...  Taking the #2 seed over the #5 or #6 seed....  


Showing absolutely no respect for the Apalachicola Oysters.  That could be a big mistake but we will know soon enough.....

How'd that work out for you, Russ?  



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:13 pm

I like Russ' strategy here. Make his team as horrible as possible so that he can start from scratch next year.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:24 pm

The Bergen Brawlers...you mean the Butthurt Bawlers... Crying or Very sad


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:29 pm

The Brawlers have as much chance of beating anyone in this league as an unknown boxer fighting Mike Tyson.

Russ's mascot is so pathetic that I think he is sporting camel toe under those horrible colored shorts.

If we had a real life confidence pool, I would pick whichever team was facing the Brawlers each week.  

If the Brawler attacked a 7 year old school girl in an alley, I would put my money on the school girl.  Heck, even Matt could beat up the Brawler.  The Brooklyn Brawler, of the old WWE, had more victories than Russ.




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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:35 pm

This should be an option on the Brawler's lineup page:



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:34 pm

Is that all you got?



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:44 pm

Well you are a lucky one and get your roast up in a holiday weekend, looks like people are gone already. I probably won't get a new one up until Sunday night or Monday morning.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:51 pm

I would skip the weekend and start Tuesday.



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:59 pm

Why dont you guys leave Russ alone.......He will win it all when Blackmon returns.




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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:38 pm

According to Nick, not only do you own Wheaton but he's your #1? Bahahaha you're so fucked. May I recommend that you go read Chris' comments about him (skip mine) to help you sleep at night.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:13 pm

Russ is cool. He is so cool that Joe and I were very excited to be in another league that he was in. Went through some of the draft, and then lo and behold! Russ gets kicked out of the league for misbehaving! So we got ourselves a lively one here folks!

But this is not about other leagues this is about Russ and Roster Wars. Nevertheless watch out for him around draft time! they say lightning doesn't strike twice, but does Russ?


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:06 pm

What kind of a roast is that? Sty you should say "I am an expert at playing with hoses and Russ has a little one" or something like that.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:15 pm

Naperville Divine wrote:
What kind of a roast is that?  Sty you should say "I am an expert at playing with hoses and Russ has a little one" or something like that.
Im still learning the basics of roasting. I'll get it on the next one.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:47 am

I figured having that many players on a roster, there would have to be some good ones.....I guess Russ didn't get the memo of how to build a winning team tongue


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:52 am

Naperville Divine wrote:
What kind of a roast is that?  Sty you should say "I am an expert at playing with hoses and Russ has a little one" or something like that.

People have been overly nice on these.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:06 am

I think that Russ is so well respected that it's difficult to say anything bad about him.  worship2


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:14 am

Titletown Tyrants wrote:
Naperville Divine wrote:
What kind of a roast is that?  Sty you should say "I am an expert at playing with hoses and Russ has a little one" or something like that.

People have been overly nice on these.

Yeah, it's time to stop doing them now.

unsure


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:16 am

Dragons must be next.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:17 am

Naperville Divine wrote:
Dragons must be next.

Pure coincidence!

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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:20 am

Jon is cranky because we are celebrating our independence from the British this weekend.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:25 am

Apalachicola Oysters wrote:
I think that Russ is so well respected that it's difficult to say anything bad about him.  worship2
#FukRus


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:25 am

Apalachicola Oysters wrote:
Jon is cranky because we are celebrating our independence from the British this weekend.  

#FukBrits


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:49 am

Apalachicola Oysters wrote:
Jon is cranky because we are celebrating our independence from the British this weekend.  

I don't mind. It was before my time...

# thread jacked


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:50 am

Russ?

Wuss more like.

vote yes


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:43 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:02 am

Thanks guys. Definitely a fun read.

I still hate Ed though.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:24 am

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Thanks guys. Definitely a fun read.

I still hate Ed though.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:51 am

Apalachicola Oysters wrote:
Bergen Brawlers wrote:
Thanks guys. Definitely a fun read.

I still hate Ed though.

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We really should do a roast on Ed too. He deserves one. Probably the most annoying priest I have ever known.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:18 am

Tarpon Springs RedKnights wrote:
Apalachicola Oysters wrote:
Bergen Brawlers wrote:
Thanks guys. Definitely a fun read.

I still hate Ed though.

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We really should do a roast on Ed too. He deserves one. Probably the most annoying priest I have ever known.
Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:46 am

Ed would make a great Joker in Batman.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:31 am

Apalachicola Oysters wrote:
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Thanks guys. Definitely a fun read.

I still hate Ed though.

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Ed might be the only one Russ will ever dislike...........and it isnt his roasting abilities being the reason Cool


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:45 am



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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:11 am

Well, that wasn't too painful, although many of you knew the right buttons to push.  Matt, Derrick and Ed hit it out of the park.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast 6- Bergen Brawlers (Russ)   Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:42 am

Your franchise colors are gay. I think most of your team is too. Could you get any more bland on your coach's?


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