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 Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom

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Naperville Divine
 
 
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PostSubject: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:27 pm

Mrs. Eternal: Andy, it is 3:00 in the morning. Why aren't you sleeping?
Mr. Eternal: I can't sleep.
Mrs. Eternal: Why can't you sleep?
Mr. Eternal: Its these Roster Wars guys. They always make fun of me for making stupid trades and not being able to put together a good team.
Mrs. Eternal: Andy, its okay. You are the champ in my eyes (she says as she laughs under her breath).
Mr. Eternal: Are you laughing under your breath?
Mrs. Eternal: Of course not. I was, uh...I was, uh...thinking of a funny joke that I heard today.
Mr. Eternal: Oh, okay. What was the joke?
Mrs. Eternal: I can't remember it, but I'm sure it was funny.
Mr. Eternal: Anyway, I think I have come up with a way to mess with the minds of everybody in the league.
Mrs. Eternal: Are you sure you want to do that? After all, they are already a bunch of dumb asses anyway, especially that Sty fellow.
Mr. Eternal: Here is what I am thinking. I am going to create a new tag during the RFA called the Compensation Tag. It charge everyone 10 WBs for the tag.
Mrs. Eternal: What is a WB?
Mr. Eternal: Well that all depends if you are from the DD or the TT. The DD feel like they grow on trees. They waste them and give it up faster than Miley Cyrus at a record producers convention. The TT treat them like they worth gold.
Mrs. Eternal: I understand that. TT are a bunch of tight wads.
Mr. Eternal: Anyway, I am thinking that I can really screw with these guys, especially on the TT side. Because they are such cheap asses, none of them will give up the 10 WBs for the compensation tag. Then once RFA starts, the players will go for big WBs. It will torment the guys on TT for not being able to receive 40-50 WBs in return. They will have to let it bother them the entire year until the following RFA in 2017.
Mrs. Eternal: Andy, you are brilliant. You are the king! You are the king!
Mr. Eternal: Now that we are both awake, can I show you why everybody really thinks I am the king.
Mrs. Eternal: (Begins to laugh under her breath again).
Mr. Eternal: Let me guess. You remembered that funny joke again.
Mrs. Eternal: Yeah, Yeah that is it (as she continues to laugh). Good night. Andy. Thank goodness the RW guys dont know how we talk about them at night.


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:04 pm

LMFAO


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:27 pm

ROFL


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:36 pm

lol3

Moral of the story: Terrible Twelve teams need to stop being so damn cheap!


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:43 pm

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
lol3

Moral of the story:  Terrible Twelve teams need to stop being so damn cheap!



laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:17 pm

I think this conversation actually happened. Good stuff. laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:19 pm

Craig, this is hilarious. True humor.


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:19 pm

ROTFLMAO

Nicely done. Waiting for Val to confirm or Deny...


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Wed Apr 06, 2016 11:44 pm

clap

Very good!


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:24 am

party8


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Thu Apr 07, 2016 5:56 am

rofl

I really overestimated the cheapness of our side when I decided not to use the CT. frustrated


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:03 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:10 am

laughing Wow, that was pretty accurate. A few things need to change though.
1. I wouldn't have called out our precious Stelio as being a dumbass.
2. I know what a Warbuck is.
and 3. I would never call Andy a King. Other than those, spot on Craig! I applaud you sir! clap


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:02 am

Mrs. Eternals wrote:
laughing Wow, that was pretty accurate. A few things need to change though.
1. I wouldn't have called out our precious Stelio as being a dumbass.
2. I know what a Warbuck is.
and 3. I would never call Andy a King. Other than those, spot on Craig!  I applaud you sir!  clap
Thanks Val! Even I have feelings! Ikr? shrug


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:16 am

Mrs. Eternals wrote:
laughing Wow, that was pretty accurate. A few things need to change though.
1. I wouldn't have called out our precious Stelio as being a dumbass.
2. I know what a Warbuck is.
and 3. I would never call Andy a King. Other than those, spot on Craig!  I applaud you sir!  clap

Yeah, she call me THE king. cool2


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:23 am

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
Mrs. Eternals wrote:
laughing Wow, that was pretty accurate. A few things need to change though.
1. I wouldn't have called out our precious Stelio as being a dumbass.
2. I know what a Warbuck is.
and 3. I would never call Andy a King. Other than those, spot on Craig!  I applaud you sir!  clap

Yeah, she calls me THE king.  cool2
  Neutral Um...no.

Oh yeah, another change, I don't think Andy knows who Miley Cyrus is....


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PostSubject: Re: Messing With The League From The Eternal's Bedroom   Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:32 am

Mrs. Eternals wrote:
Minnesota Eternals wrote:
Mrs. Eternals wrote:
laughing Wow, that was pretty accurate. A few things need to change though.
1. I wouldn't have called out our precious Stelio as being a dumbass.
2. I know what a Warbuck is.
and 3. I would never call Andy a King. Other than those, spot on Craig!  I applaud you sir!  clap

Yeah, she calls me THE king.  cool2
   Neutral  Um...no.

Oh yeah, another change, I don't think Andy knows who Miley Cyrus is....

Not sure why you brought Shawn into this? Neutral

Only Cyrus I know is....















































































































and it's all the Cyrus we need! Boom!


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