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PostSubject: Bruce Ariens   Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:50 pm

Bruce Ariens gave me a massive boner (4") when he stated today that he would like to give Andre Ellington 10 catches per game and 20 carries. Holy crap. I can see it now. Andre Ellington gets 160 catches x 1 pt each = 160 pts, 500 yards in catches = 50 pts, 800 yards of running = 80pts, 6 TDs = 36 pts. That gives me a grand total of 316 pts. Unfortunately before he stepped on the field for his first game, I woke up in a pool of sperm. Laughing 


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PostSubject: Re: Bruce Ariens   Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:21 pm

your dreams are a lot different than mine.


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PostSubject: Re: Bruce Ariens   Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:19 pm

Mine too.  What do you expect from a guy that has Tebow as a coach...


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PostSubject: Re: Bruce Ariens   Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:28 pm

sick 


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