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Decatur Freakshow
 
 
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:26 pm

I'll go ahead and post one:

1: 3 days after I turned 15 in 1975 I was arrested with 2 pounds of Marijuana. (Intent to distribute)

2: I have climbed 1500' Communication towers to change the bulbs.

3: When I was a pole climber (Lineman) I got up to 319 Lbs and could bench press 417 Lbs.




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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:56 pm

#1 was the lie....

1) I've watched the original trilogy back-to-back-to-back, but never all six.

2) True story. I must've been very convincing during the field tests....he parked my car in a school parking lot near by, and gave me a ride to the restaurant. The best part was seeing the looks on the faces of the bar crowd people leaving Perkins when I got out of the back of the squad car...I was like "Thanks for the ride officer, it'll never happen again!"...I ate with my friends, and about an hour later, we went back and got my car.

3) I wasn't planning on buying a PS2 at launch, but a guy I worked with had found out how many units each store was getting, and when we got off work at midnight, we went to the closest locations to see how long the lines were. Once we found one that had a short enough line, we hung out until 8am to buy it....

I see that the Demons posted the next one, so he's NEXT!
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:00 pm

I'll say...number 3....


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:35 pm

I'll go with number 1, it was prob only one pound!!! Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:40 pm

Trophy Wife wrote:
I'll go with number 1, it was prob only one pound!!! Laughing

I can't believe I am agreeing with you. Thats a first. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:00 pm

I'll go with #2, I bet it was 1475 feet


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:53 pm

I will say #3. 417 Lbs is an odd number.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:28 pm

#3 was the lie, 395 Lbs. was the best I could ever do.

#1) 6 Months in Juvie, 6 years probation. Judge let it go at a misdemeanor because of my age. Whew! Learned my lesson. My kids still call me a convict.

#2) Only did that tall ONCE! It was pretty freaky. Most were in the 300'-500' range.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:52 pm

Very cool.

Who's next?


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:17 pm

Okay. I'll go. But I have led an incredibly dull life. No arrest / near death / incredibly exciting stories here...

1. I have dropped 51 pounds since turning 40 last year.

2. I attempted to drink a particularly thick McDonalds milkshake without a straw (as it was too thick) or lid in the middle of a very busy restaurant last year. The results were messy and wasteful.

3. I tried out for the Leicester Falcons (American) football team 3 years ago and made the roster but never got on the field in a competitive game.

Have at it.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:49 pm

hmmm...I am gonna take #3


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Tarpon Springs RedKnights
 
 
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:19 pm

Ill take #1.

Probably close to that by a few pounds which is still impressive.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:46 pm

Nah, #2


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:43 am

#3


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:13 am

#3. I've got faith in ya man. You played rock on


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:06 am

2


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:22 am

Yeah lets go with 2


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:32 pm

It was #3.

I have dropped 51lbs since June last year.

I really did take the lid off a McDonalds milshake and tip it back thinking it would slide nicely into my mouth. It fell in one big clump onto my face. At least a couple of hundred people got a good laugh...

I have never tried out for the Leicester Falcons. I love watching Football, not in the least bit convinced I want to play it...

That was fun!

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:33 pm

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#3. I've got faith in ya man. You played rock on

Thanks for the faith! Sorry it was misplaced...

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:17 pm

Good stuff.

Who's next!?!


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Mrs. Eternals
 
 
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:22 pm

Okay here I go.......

1) I had 40 stitches before I was 10 yrs old.

2) I sprained my ankle sliding into second base during softball.

3) I can't speak in front of an audience of more than five people.

Yeah I'm boring....real boring.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:30 pm



I think your probably athletic so softball is out, and children always do stuff to get hurt so I could see the stitches being true as well but 40 is too much- LIE lies here!
Public speaking is very tough but you found your way here which took bravery so your probably outgoing, which means that I think that is out as well!

so answer is #1


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:51 pm

I would have to say #1 also. 40 stitches is a lot.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:30 pm

suppose I will just sit out this round... give me beer


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:03 am

#3. Terrifying thought...

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:21 am

Well to be different I'll go with #2. I bet you were sliding home


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:34 am

3


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:53 am

I'll go stitches


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:38 pm

Philadelphia Pigskins wrote:
Well to be different I'll go with #2. I bet you were sliding home

Way to be different. clap

It was actually Andy that slid into second base and sprained his ankle. I have never had any sports injuries of any kind which is amazing if you know me cause I am clumsy.

I am getting better with the whole public speaking thing but in High School I failed many reports for not being able to stand up in front of the glass without hyperventilating and crying. It SUCKED!!!

I had exactly 40 stitches by the time I was 9 years old. When I was three I fell down an up-escalator. I pretty much rolled into a ball and as the stairs were going up, i was going down and the front edge of them cracked me on the head each time I rolled. I probably should have died but in the end it came to 34 stitches and lots of blood. When I was 9 I got bit by my dog, it took only 6 stitches to get my lip sewed back together.......I told Andy after we had our son that if he didn't have stitches by the time he was five he wasn't my child! His response was "He better not have stitches before age 5" At age four he slipped climbing up on the jungle gym and his chin smashed down in the "V" of his zipper on his jacket. 4 Stitches. That my boy!
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:55 pm

I am always nervous leaving the two of them alone together. sweat
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:55 pm

Who's next?


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:05 pm

Nicely done Mrs! clap

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
I am always nervous leaving the two of them alone together. sweat

ROTFLMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:26 am

I will go again then...

1. I once filled a guys truck with snow
2. I know a hobo who has been riding the rails for over 10 years
3. I once pulled out a 2 iron on a 166 yd Par 3 and hit the flagpole on the drive


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:42 am

Wow this is an intriguing thread.

I'm going to say #2. Nobody uses railroads anymore. Not even hobos!


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:02 pm

I'll concur with Jersey and say #2.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:18 pm

I'll go with #3 since I'm not even sure what ridin the rails means... Is it a drug reference? Is it railway reference, is it some weird speed metal bass reference... I don't know. And since you live in Minny, I can see that happening. Too much snow.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:45 pm

#2....


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:59 pm

#3. If you need a 2 iron to hit the ball 166 yards, you got troubles. Unless you were into a stiff breeze...

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:34 pm

Well I guess I'll go with #1 so it gets a vote


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:09 am

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
I will go again then...

1. I once filled a guys truck with snow
2. I know a hobo who has been riding the rails for over 10 years
3. I once pulled out a 2 iron on a 166 yd Par 3 and hit the flagpole on the drive

hehe, and the pity vote wins.

1. In high school I watched two friends fill another dudes truck full of snow...I mean they packed that cab full. It looked ridiculous. I couldn't do it cuz I just thought that was too much of a dick move. Felt bad for the guy but it was funny how he discovered it...he came out after school and was talking to someone who was walking away so they are shouting basically and he was standing right by his door, still hadn't noticed....and they as he yells "Ok cya" to that other person he turns his head while opening the door at the same time and that "WTF moment" was priceless. We got out of there but that had to be a bitch to clean out and god knows if there was damage done...you would think some for sure.

2. Another guy from high school....he dropped out and is a real life hobo. Funny thing is, even hobos have smart phones and facebook so I am privy to seeing the life through pics and videos all the time and let me assure you it is as real as ever. Jumping on trains and going where the wind takes you. Looks like a very hard life to me but he sounds like its the only way for him. Apparently he just got busted on a train by the cops in Barstow and was thrown out of town (which both he and I didn't realize they could do that. LOL). Sounds like right now he is seriously hiking through the Mojave desert.

3. Yes it is sad but my golf swing is like a 3/4 swing so I always have to club up compared to me friends. I still shouldn't have had a 2iron out that day but I hit the ball, it landed on the front of the green and rolled into the pin going like 100mph so we heard it clear as day but sadly it didn't hit center and drop and left me a 12 foot putt which I am sure I missed badly.



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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:19 am

haha 2 for 2 with the pity votes. I'll do another:

1. I got hit in the face during a soccer game and fractured my eye socket, and almost needed intensive surgery on my face, but it turned out I was one of 2% of people in the world without frontal sinuses so surgery was unnecessary.

2. I was once waiting in line at a bank in a grocery store and the guy in front of me pulled out a gun and robbed the bank.

3. I once got puled over going 52 in a 25 and unsuccessfully tried to convince the police officer it was because I was dyslexic.



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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:26 am

I say #3....No way you tried that ROTFLMAO


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:46 am

Im going to go #2 Scary stories!


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:02 am

I'm gonna say #1 is BS bs cause you'd be 1 of 1.4M on a planet of 7B plus.

Furthermore, I actually believe the other two as possible.
I applaud the creativity of number 3 .. clap


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:21 pm

Going number 1!


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:36 pm

I say #3


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:57 pm

If it's number 3 then you need to have some sort of awesome award named after you.

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:39 pm

#1


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:11 am

Quote :
1. I got hit in the face during a soccer game and fractured my eye socket, and almost needed intensive surgery on my face, but it turned out I was one of 2% of people in the world without frontal sinuses so surgery was unnecessary.

2. I was once waiting in line at a bank in a grocery store and the guy in front of me pulled out a gun and robbed the bank.

3. I once got puled over going 52 in a 25 and unsuccessfully tried to convince the police officer it was because I was dyslexic.

Alright well #1 was the lie- its a true story, but it actually happened to my brother in high school, but it was nuts. They were preparing to do some crazy surgery and on the last set of tests realized and told us about the frontal sinuses, which meant that the bones could heal naturally

#2 was true. Guy in front of me just jumped over the counter and pulled out a gun- was definitely a crazy experience.

#3 was also true. I had just gotten my license. The police officer did not think it was as funny or as clever as I did. Oh well, you live and you learn.

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:16 am

Alright let's see...

#1. I grew up on a Dairy Farm in North Jersey. Spent most of my childhood fishing and milking cows.

#2. The first time I shot a shotgun I got my eye a little too close to the scope and had an incredibly deep gouge around my eye that bled profusely.

#3. I was the passenger in a car accident in 2006. Broke my pelvis in six places, lacerated my liver, spleen, and kidney. I bruised my right lung and damaged the bottom five vertebra.


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