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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:09 am

Mrs. Eternals wrote:
Destroyers and Eternals are not allowed to guess!!!

Alright...I'll just sit in the corner and pout.... hissy fit
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:17 am

I'll forgive you calling me Matt. I'm not too distressed, and I'm sure a couple of years of therapy will help me deal with it... Crying or Very sad

I'll go with #3 as being you. I think it's the closest to your avatar. If it's not #3, it's Andy's fault for making your avatar look like someone else.

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:33 am

I am glad I can't guess...no way I could be wrong that way. I don't recognize any of those people. lol3
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:44 am

I'm gonna go with Number 1 as being Val aka Mrs Eternal.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:28 am

Also going #1.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:17 am

I'll also go with 1


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:48 pm

England Dragons wrote:
I'll forgive you calling me Matt. I'm not too distressed, and I'm sure a couple of years of therapy will help me deal with it... Crying or Very sad

I'll go with #3 as being you. I think it's the closest to your avatar. If it's not #3, it's Andy's fault for making your avatar look like someone else.

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Sorry.....I am not really part of the league so I am allowed to get your name wrong Bill! Plus bonus for you, you are correct I am number three. #1 is my cousin and #2 is Andy's cousin.

I don't think my avatar looks like me, no bruises, no dog collars...no pig tails and no tattoos. I just don't see it!
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:50 pm

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England Dragons wrote:
I'll forgive you calling me Matt. I'm not too distressed, and I'm sure a couple of years of therapy will help me deal with it...

I'll go with #3 as being you. I think it's the closest to your avatar. If it's not #3, it's Andy's fault for making your avatar look like someone else.


Sorry.....I am not really part of the league so I am allowed to get your name wrong Bill! Plus bonus for you, you are correct I am number three. #1 is my cousin and #2 is Andy's cousin.

I don't think my avatar looks like me, no bruises, no dog collars...no pig tails and no tattoos. I just don't see it!

Your avatar is your internal football alter ego
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:20 am

Mrs. Eternals wrote:
England Dragons wrote:
I'll forgive you calling me Matt. I'm not too distressed, and I'm sure a couple of years of therapy will help me deal with it... Crying or Very sad

I'll go with #3 as being you. I think it's the closest to your avatar. If it's not #3, it's Andy's fault for making your avatar look like someone else.

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Sorry.....I am not really part of the league so I am allowed to get your name wrong Bill! Plus bonus for you, you are correct I am number three. #1 is my cousin and #2 is Andy's cousin.

I don't think my avatar looks like me, no bruises, no dog collars...no pig tails and no tattoos. I just don't see it!

I'll forgive you, Wendy. wink

That #3 was right is a testament to Andy's design skills - your avatar doesn't look like you, but the essence of you is in the avatar. These other guys just aren't as skilled as I at avatar essencing.

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:58 am

#1
I almost killed my sister with an apple when were teenagers.

#2
In 9th grade, I once got on the bus and before we could even get off my street, I ended up in the back of a squad car and hauled off to jail.

#3
I once beat a kid so badly that he claimed I was trying to kill him, got my friend expelled and had police escorts and special class times so that I was never able to get near him again.

Good luck with this one. Evil laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:06 am

Hmmmmm...I'll say...#3.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:10 am

Going to go with #3 too.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:13 am

1. I am a member of a golf club where LT, Norv Turner, Phil Mickelson etc is a member of.

2. I ate 20 big macs in one meal.

3. Hakeem Nicks is my favorite player


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:14 am

Going with 3 on Mr Eternals


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:58 am

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
#1
I almost killed my sister with an apple when were teenagers.

#2
In 9th grade, I once got on the bus and before we could even get off my street, I ended up in the back of a squad car and hauled off to jail.

#3
I once beat a kid so badly that he claimed I was trying to kill him, got my friend expelled and had police escorts and special class times so that I was never able to get near him again.

Good luck with this one. Evil laugh

Bummer, only 3 guesses.

1. When I was probably like 15 some of use were running around with a Winger (3 person slingshot) at some point we fired an apple across the park (at least 100 yards) at my sister and her friend who were in some playground equipment fort thing. Once it took off my heart dropped as the shot in rare form went straight as an arrow moving god only knows how fast and hit the side of the structure, making a very loud crack and producing apple sauce everywhere. If the shot had been even 4 inches lower I believe it hits her in the head and I assume that would killed her. Because of the way she was standing in there, she never saw it coming and thus never did duck or move. I still think about that day and what if it had ended differently. Scary shit.

2. In 9th grade, sometime in the winter, I got on the bus and as was customary for freshman couldn't just sit down without a hassle. I made this junior slide over and all was fine. Then another junior who always was a dick started egging him on saying "you aren't gonna let that freshman slit with ya are ya?" Mr. Courageous sitting next to me ends up do a hip check knocking me out onto the wet aisle. So as any self-respecting minor would do, I stood up and unleashed hell on that motherfucker. His big head was hard as an ice block. Apparently the 70 year old bus driver came back during this, realized he couldn't do anything and called the police. When they came, they couldn't tell who was fighting as we had finished and cleaned up. They removed us from the bus, patted me down in front of the whole bus. LOL Instead of taking us to jail, we were driven by the police to school and dealt with there. This is my lie as we didn't get arrested. Interesting side note: That kid (who was Asian) apparently got sent by his father back to Japan or wherever over this. Never saw him again. WOW.

3. My sister went to rehab for drug issues. During this time I ran into Tim who was a dealer/loser and while I didn't like him we got along fine. I said to him to keep away from her when she returns to school. He said "ok". Flash forward, my sister is going to return to school on a friday. After school, she says to me that Tim asked her if she wanted to go drop acid. Can you picture my joy?
My mother, who despite knowing the surrounding circumstances, doesn't believe in doing the wrong thing ever and when her pleading did not work Monday morning, she called the school and warned them I was coming looking for him. When I got off the bus, principal was waiting for me and we went to her office where she explained that fighting solved nothing yada yada and told me that if he is really carrying drugs or dealing then there is others ways to deal with him. Essentially, get him caught. OK, I agreed.
Next day, first thing in the morning I walk in and find him in the very large lobby crowd. I walk up to him, acted a little baked and asked if he had anything on him that I could buy. He said No. Well, there goes "plan A" I thought and I blasted him in the face. One teacher was right there and she quickly determined she wasn't gonna be able to stop this. He must have been on something. He never even defended himself, stood up or even really faced me. I hit him several times and he finally went down where the doors to the gym are and I proceeded to run on top of him with my combat boots while holding the door handles for balance until multiple teachers showed up and yanked me off of him.
On the way to the office, despite being escorted by two teachers....my buddy stepped out of the crowd and punched him again.
I have no idea why, but a mere 7 minutes later me and Tim are sitting in the office one chair apart and I realize there is nobody else in the room. I said "be in the parking lot after school" and he nodded.
I got tossed out of school for 3 days starting immediately.
Considering I had set up this parking lot date with him, I couldn't miss that so I came back. I had to lurk as they had folks walking the parking lot. As one of them spotted me and told me to get the hell out of there, another student said that Tim and his buddies from another school were coming to my moms house to settle this. So about 10 of us headed there.
Here comes the funny: As the 10 of us are screwing around, wrestling and holding bats and other garage style weapons...this truck pulls up across the street with 4 dudes in it. It's on. We start walking down the driveway, some holding bats and shit, and these guys get out of the truck and look over wide-eyed and puzzled when we realize that all of them are wearing similar white jumpsuits. They are the guys painting my neighbors house. ROTFLMAO Tim never showed.
The next day, while on suspension, my doorbell rings and there is my buddy (the one who punched Tim also). He says he just got expelled. Tim told the school we were plotting to kill him and the school got my buddy and searched his car where the found two high powered rifles with scopes (picture Ted Nugent at 16) and with the zero tolerance policy he was done.
When I returned to school, I found that Tim was now being excused from every class two minutes early and escorted by a teacher to his next class. When he had work release, he was escorted to the bus that drove him to work and when he arrived at work they had officers there. WOW. Thats the drug dealer treatment I guess.
There is a bit more but that is the long ass crux of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:59 am

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1. I am a member of a golf club where LT, Norv Turner, Phil Mickelson etc is a member of.

2. I ate 20 big macs in one meal.

3. Hakeem Nicks is my favorite player

#2 I can eat like nobodys business and I don't think that is possible unless this one meal was a 4 hour affair at least
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:42 am

Man those were some killer stories Andy. Not exactly happy fun time stories but great reads.

I'm also going with #2.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:47 pm

Yup...I can probably eat as much as Andy, or more, so I say it's #2


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:55 pm

I'll say #2 as well. If you ate 20 Macs in under say 2 hours you are either a super PIG or just returned from doing a season of Survivor and lived 39 days on a island eating rancid rice.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:13 pm

#2 was the lie


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:21 am

I'm too slow. I was about to say no way to 20 Big Macs...

Great stories Andy. Note to self to not mess with Andy. unsure


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:05 am

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Great stories Andy. Note to self to not mess with Andy. unsure

Laughing

Andy has passed the age of 18 unfortunately and thus is much wiser and mellower.
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:58 pm

Alright why not...

1. I am an incredibly religious person and attend services almost every Sunday.

2. I got $700 by selling one of my video game accounts.

3. At the age of 12 I shot my sister in the leg with an arrow.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:20 pm

I go with #1


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:29 pm

I also think #1


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:44 pm

1 for sure


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:10 am

#3. Sounds too specific. Either you were 13 or you shot her in the foot or it was your brother. Or something.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:11 am

#1 it is. I guess I come across as that much of a sacrilegious bastard huh? ROTFLMAO I'm not in any way shape or form a religious guy. I subscribe to the Church of Justin. cheers

#2 I sold my first World of Warcraft account after playing Burning Crusade for awhile. The cash was nice but I still wish I had it sometimes... (I remade EVERY character exactly as they were except my rogue went from Troll to Undead)

#3 Yup when I was young I thought I could be a TRICK SHOOTER and told my sister to stand really still while I shot this arrow RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER! I was 12, she was 9 and I got her RIGHT in the shin. I got in trouble sad2


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:24 pm

Who's next? plenty havent tried this one...its fun.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:53 pm

Could we do seconds?


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:09 am

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Could we do seconds?

yup
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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:03 pm

I'll go again

1. I have been to 15 countries

2. I have never broken a bone

3. There was a point growing up where between my parents' houses we had 3 dogs, 8 cats, and 10 birds


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:11 pm

#1. That's a lot of countries.

I've never broken a bone so I don't see that as a stretch. 3 dogs and 8 cats is believable but I'm not sure about having 10 girlfriends at the same time.

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:16 pm

My head says #1 my gut says #3.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:19 pm

I am going #2 cuz its the easiest to believe.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:59 pm

I think #1 is the bull shit one. That's a lot of countries.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:32 pm

I'll say #2....


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:35 pm

#2 for sure... he looks like a wild man beer


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:21 pm

#1 was the lie.

I've been to 12 countries between my travels. I have also never broken a bone, somehow, despite several times I probably should have. Ironically Kate has broken a ton of bones. We both played sports, I'm just more durable I guess.

And my parents just kept getting more and more animals. Kinda lived in a zoo, but it was fun. 3 dogs and 5 cats for my mom. 3 cats and 10 birds for my dad.

Who's next?


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:52 pm

1) I have been to more countries than US states
2) I have had 4 surgeries in my life
3) I average 200 at bowling


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:04 am

#1 - I thought 15 was a lot of countries for Matt so got to follow that logic through...



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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:11 am

#2 is the lie I think


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:08 am

I'm gonna go with the fib being #2.


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:30 am

I'll go with Bowling


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:48 pm

#2


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:40 pm

#3


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:16 pm

I'll go:

1) I once gave a half-court alley-oop pass to former NBA player Vin Baker.
2) I have shot baskets with Michael Jordan on his bball court at his house.
3) I have never smoked a cigarette or pot.

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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:18 pm

I'll go #2 for both of you


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:30 pm

Han-Yang = #3. 49ers fans are not good bowlers
Jason = #3. Who hasn't?


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PostSubject: Re: Lie to me   Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:41 pm

Number 3 and number 2.


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