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PostSubject: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:05 pm

Another game!  The poster makes a statement and the follow up poster must respond "guilty" or "not guilty."  You must be truthful here!  The follow up poster then makes their own statement.  Feel free to explain your guilt!

Example:

Post:  You got a speeding ticket.  Guilty or Not Guilty?
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My response:  Guilty.  Driving through Virginia on my way back from my honeymoon. 

You tried at least three different illegal drugs.  Guilty or Not Guilty?

etc.


I'll start!

You have stolen from a job/employer.  Guilty or Not Guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:07 pm

Guilty. On my last day of work at chuck e cheese my buddy and I stole 200 wings and a ton of prizes and tokens.

Guilty or not guilty? You have cheated at cards


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:11 pm

Not guilty.  I love to win but winning through cheating does nothing for me. 

You've faked being bad at something to get someone else to do it.  Guilty or Not Guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:41 pm

Guilty...well kinda...we told people I would play pool left handed against them to get the money involved. We failed to mention that I play pool left handed despite being a righty...they learned this rather quickly. They werent usually that amused by the deception.

You've tripped over your own feet in public and tried to look smooth through it. Guilty or not guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:47 pm

Very guilty.  I once went so far as to smooth my hair back (despite the fact I buzz my hair with a #3) as I regained my balance.  My wife went on about it for quite some time. 

You've ran over a dog/cat with your vehicle.  Guilty or Not Guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:50 pm

Does a bunny count? On Easter? Thats what I have going for me.

You've pushed on a door that said PULL or vice versa and someone saw you? Guilty or not guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:52 pm

Fucking Andy trying to make me look like a total dipshit.

Guilty.  Fuck you.  I've also tried to open the wrong side of a double door when there was a sign on it that clearly says use other door.  I just don't pay attention. 

You've lied to a girlfriend/spouse about where you were because you knew they wouldn't like the answer.  Guilty/Not Guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:39 am

my memory sucks too much for that so I have to wait til someone else goes...I can confidently say that I have not been guilty of it with the Mrs.


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:33 am

Guilty.

You've peed in a swimming pool.   Guilty/Not Guilty


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:59 am

Aww Brad doesn't want to give a story!

Guilty.  Although not since I have my OWN pool.  Did many times as a kid.

You've stiffed a sever on a tip.  Guilty/Not Guilty


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:00 am

not that i don't want to give a story... cripes, just plenty of them when I was young and dumb -- you know, back when I was 25 or just turned 26.


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:06 pm

Guilty & Not Guilty?

This server was so bad it was rediculous.  I'm usually at least a 20% tipper since I work in the food industry, I know how important tips are.  But yea, this girl was texting on her phone so she asked this other girl to seat us.  Then, a different guy came up and did our drink order while she sat there texting away.  Finally, she came over and just said "What do you guys want?"  We order, someone else brought our food.  Our waitress vanished.  Never got a drink refill.  Never checked our order.  Finally, she comes out and hands us the check and has the balls to say "There is a comment card on the back, I can fill it out for you guys if you don't have time... Anything else I can get for you?"  Fucking bitch.  So we left her a penny on the bill... literally a penny.

Anyway...

You've full on shit yourself while driving as an adult?  Guilty or Not Guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:18 pm

Las Vegas DeGenerates wrote:
Guilty & Not Guilty?

This server was so bad it was rediculous.  I'm usually at least a 20% tipper since I work in the food industry, I know how important tips are.  But yea, this girl was texting on her phone so she asked this other girl to seat us.  Then, a different guy came up and did our drink order while she sat there texting away.  Finally, she came over and just said "What do you guys want?"  We order, someone else brought our food.  Our waitress vanished.  Never got a drink refill.  Never checked our order.  Finally, she comes out and hands us the check and has the balls to say "There is a comment card on the back, I can fill it out for you guys if you don't have time... Anything else I can get for you?"  Fucking bitch.  So we left her a penny on the bill... literally a penny.

Anyway...

You've full on shit yourself while driving as an adult?  Guilty or Not Guilty?

Not guilty. That is very specific and feels like you have something to tell us...?

Been caught ina sexual encounter at work? Guilty or not guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:57 pm

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
Does a bunny count? On Easter?  Thats what I have going for me.

You've pushed on a door that said PULL or vice versa and someone saw you?  Guilty or not guilty?

just had to comment on this one - my bank has 2 sets of doors to walk through to get into the lobby - the 1st is automatic the 2nd you have to pull - I tend to walk through the auto doors and stand in front of the pull doors and wait for them to open - the tellers get a big kick out of this


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:58 pm

England Dragons wrote:
Las Vegas DeGenerates wrote:
Guilty & Not Guilty?

This server was so bad it was rediculous.  I'm usually at least a 20% tipper since I work in the food industry, I know how important tips are.  But yea, this girl was texting on her phone so she asked this other girl to seat us.  Then, a different guy came up and did our drink order while she sat there texting away.  Finally, she came over and just said "What do you guys want?"  We order, someone else brought our food.  Our waitress vanished.  Never got a drink refill.  Never checked our order.  Finally, she comes out and hands us the check and has the balls to say "There is a comment card on the back, I can fill it out for you guys if you don't have time... Anything else I can get for you?"  Fucking bitch.  So we left her a penny on the bill... literally a penny.

Anyway...

You've full on shit yourself while driving as an adult?  Guilty or Not Guilty?



Not guilty. That is very specific and feels like you have something to tell us...?

Been caught ina sexual encounter at work? Guilty or not guilty?

not guilty - did it a few times when I was younger but never got caught

regifted ?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:11 pm

Las Vegas DeGenerates wrote:


You've full on shit yourself while driving as an adult?  Guilty or Not Guilty?

Had to jump in: not guilty, I have come so fucking close it is ridiculous. Made it home, pulled half way into the garage, left the kids strapped in the car... fairly sure there was "shit" spraying out of my ass before my butt hit the seat.


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:38 pm

Regifted?  Guilty.  I got some shitty DVD's and gave it to my new found step brother.  Waste not want not!

You've been caught enjoying a sexy movie (Porn) by a family member.  Guilty or not guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:47 pm

Minnesota Eternals wrote:
told people I would play pool left handed against them to get the money involved.  We failed to mention that I play pool left handed despite being a righty...they learned this rather quickly.  They werent usually that amused by the deception.

I've done the same thing in darts...except I'm not a righty at all. But when you say "I'll play left handed" they assume you're right handed. I'd even warm up, throwing all goofy, way off target...yeah, people weren't happy to find out they've been had.


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:50 pm

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You've been caught enjoying a sexy movie (Porn) by a family member.  Guilty or not guilty?

Not guilty...I lock the door! I mean, uh...I don't watch that stuff....

Farted in a room full of people and acted like it was someone else. Bonus points if you actually pointed to someone who wasn't looking. Guilty or not guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:55 pm

Not guilty. I tend to act like I don't notice anything which I'm sure is a dead giveaway that I'm the culprit.

You've told a woman that you love her just to get what you want. You didn't really mean it. Guilty or not guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:52 am

Not guilty.

You've cut in front of someone to take a parking space that they have been waiting for.  Guilty or not guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:19 pm

Not guilty.  I'm too scared they're going to key my car while I'm in the store.


You knowingly get way too much change back from the cashier, but you stay quiet and keep it.  Guilty or Not Guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:53 am

Not guilty because i know many cashiers have to pay for lost money from their drawer from their paycheck.

Take the best candy from your kids Halloween haul for yourself. Guilty or not guilty?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:18 am

Fuckin A right I am guilty of that... I make it known though that I am taking it, so I don't feel as bad.

Using the last of the TP and not replacing it. Guilty or Not Guilty ?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:39 am

Guilty. I live in a house with 1 woman and 2 girls (8 and 3). I feel it is my duty to not get a new roll.

You have borrowed something from your neighbor, he asks for it back. You say, "Remember I gave that back to you." But you didn't. Guilty/Not Guilty


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:28 pm

Maple Grove Mean Machine wrote:
You have borrowed something from your neighbor, he asks for it back. You say, "Remember I gave that back to you." But you didn't. Guilty/Not Guilty

Guilty. When I lived in Colorado, we would have weeks of subzero temperatures and I lived in this shitty apartment complex where my front door wouldn't close tight. I borrowed my boss' giant space heater and lied my ass off for two years about already giving it back to him. In my defense, I worked 80-90 weeks and he didn't pay me enough to afford my own space heater. I considered it a tax-free bonus.

Guilty or not guilty? You worked in a restaurant and fucked with a customer's food.


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:34 pm

Not guilty. I have never worked with food, but that is a horrible thing to do.

Guilty or not Guilty? You laugh when kids fall off bikes?


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:58 pm

Not guilty, but I did laugh at Sty's re-enactment of a certain someone falling off a bike.

Guilty or not guilty? You've set off a fire alarm and the entire building had to evacuate.


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:02 pm

Not guilty. I thought about it with a buddy when I was in middle school, but didn't have the guts.

Guilty or Not Guilty? You have went to pick up donuts, and grabbed 13 and told them you only took a dozen.


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PostSubject: Re: Guilty or Not Guilty?   Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:58 pm

Guilty. Every damn time. I usually grab more like 15 though and say its 12.

Guilty or not guilty? Have you ever blamed your child for something you did?


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